I had similar thoughts. It’s not bad, but there are no bangers.

The Nats may still win this game but I am so mad right now

I am rather envious of the Giants’ starter still pitching in the 6th with 80-some pitches. #Nats

I have been to this iteration of Yankee Stadium exactly once, but I do remember their sound system being crazy loud. Especially the techno Westminster Chimes when they scored a run.

how dare you

Hell yeah Nats. Now win some games at home.

Post from Dale Partridge claiming nobody wants to live in diverse neighborhoods

I quite happily live in a neighborhood where most people do not share my religion, where multiple languages are represented, and where people have come from a lot of different countries.

Bigoted assholes always assume everyone else actually shares their bigotries.

That’s a bad take alright

You could call it, let's say, "Sport Central," and mix the MLB highlights with highlights from other sports. You could easily cover all the games, assuming you don't devote lots of time to talking heads, the NFL/NBA drafts, or inside jokes among the presenters.

If you like watching runs be scored, and don't particularly care which team scores them, or whether they're scored by hits or fielding mishaps, I guess the Nats are good for that.

Out of town scoreboard at Nats Park, with STL 5 DET 3 on the bottom, despite the fact that the Cardinals are playing here, right now

Why does the scoreboard say STL 5 DET 3? Did they play a split squad today?

Hi I’m at the ballpark. Everything is fine. Yup, totally normal.

I hear Lucas Giolito is still available

Has any pitcher issued an intentional walk by just standing there and getting four pitch clock violations? Because that would be hilarious.

Could the WBC mercy rules be in effect today please

Nationals Park with a big honking American flag on the outfield

Happy Opening Day everybody

Checked my bank account this morning. Showed a four-figure transaction to Carl’s Jr.

It was actually my scheduled credit card payment to a large national bank. My local bank’s web site has a new AI “feature” that attempts to put simpler descriptions on transactions.

Stop forcing AI on us.

Even better idea: Wheel of Fish as a between-innings big screen game in the ballpark.

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

Funniest tweet? I'm a feral hogs man myself

@glaucon.bsky.social Woot Freets

too soon

I keep waiting for news that he's started shouting or otherwise embarrassed himself, but nothing yet

I was at that first-ever rain delay last year. They gave out commemorative ponchos.

THE TWILIGHT SAD - DESIGNED TO LOSE YouTube video by thetwilightsadofficial

The new album by The Twilight Sad is freaking great. Put that Scottish darkness directly into my veins.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooP...

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. I know trans people and I know fascists who are making life difficult for trans people. The trans people are pretty cool and I'm glad I know them. The fascists can go fall down a deep dark hole.

Starting to think every “if I was managing this team” joke we’ve ever made about the Nats has come true. The new coaching staff told the players “Score more runs, and try to keep the other team from scoring,” and it’s working

Has anyone written a good piece telling people who say “there are no kings in America, what are you protesting” that they are willfully being pedantic about it, they know damn well what “No Kings” means, and they are in fact tremendous assholes?

Asking for a friend.

Nats up 3-0
I turn on the TV
Cubs back to back home runs

Gonna turn it off now

Why doesn’t he just hire a driver?!?