The Alt Weekly Roundup (12/1/25) - The Alternative The ass-beating debut EP from Rozemary, the return of dream-pop icons Makthaverskan, and four more on this week's roundup!

Our latest roundup is here 🤠🤠 check out what we’re listening to this week: www.getalternative.com/the-alt-week...

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Album Review: sister. – 'Two Birds' - The Alternative Jules Kelly reviews 'Two Birds,' the new LP from NYC indie rockers sister., a record that feels like a reunion with an old friend

read our review of the latest album from sister.—“Two Birds” 🦜 🦜 www.getalternative.com/album-review...

don’t use this app too often, but this is my first piece for The Alternative!! i had a wonderful time with this album and writing this piece, please read it if you get the chance🩵🦢🕊️

so sorry to disappoint, i’m not the real snail mail😭❤️but i hope you + your girls had a blast !! i wish my dad would’ve brought me to shows like this when i was that age lol

they should invent a social media site that is good

i’m jules

i’m 22 and SCARED of bluesky

and i’ve got a houseboat docked at the himbo done and a wristwatch that’s a pocket knife and a megaphone and a wristwatch that tells me i’m on my own

what.

heyyyy

Screenshot from Always Sunny of Mac, a white Nan with brown hair and scruff, saying “screw that old bitch. He’s a Nazi.”

we’re like. four hours in to four years

i think martin short is so hot idgaf

can you hire me @pitchfork.com

so can i post a silly tweet about the toilet paper i bought at the store here or will you guys get mad at me like some guy on twitter did

and i don’t want insane fandom girlies like harry styles or chappell fans. i mean like…i want hxc girls on here

i meant to say “permanently transition” but i’m lowkey watching ink master at the same time

i want to lame the transition here full time but i kinda #cant with every third tweet being a 34 year old white gay guy with an onlyfans or a tweet that says “live viciously happy❤️”

The Pace Press’ 15 best films of the year Bold storytelling, visionary direction and groundbreaking performances defined the silver screen in 2024. From indie gems to box-office blockbusters, The Pace Press celebrates the artistry and innovat...

the piece in question is here. i worked extremely hard on my
university’s newspaper year-end film list, it would mean soso much to me if you checked it out!! i wrote about a few of my favs this year like The Substance, Dìdi, Kneecap, Rap World and more…i love you thepacepress.org/12462/arts/m...

here are some things that happened over the past ten days:
- saw nosferatu, hated it.
- cousin’s 2 year old came over on Christmas and we sat on the floor and put money into a piggy bank and emptied and refilled it for an hour
- got new shoes
- published something i’ve been working on for MONTHS

is it still millennial heaven on here…

bam margera vocal inflection

catch me and i go luigi

a couple of cartoon fish are standing next to each other in the ocean . ALT: a couple of cartoon fish are standing next to each other in the ocean .

best friend’s friend is dating a cop who is genuinely a horrible person and his favorite artist is….denzel curry?

cross contaminatweeting

i’m jules

read through the alleged shooter’s alleged manifesto and honestly, it sounds like he lived a typical American horror story—watched his mother suffer excruciating pain and be denied help, struggled with his own chronic injury—and decided to strike back at the system that had caused them such pain.

a smiley face with a big smile on it and a big mouth . ALT: a smiley face with a big smile on it and a big mouth .

planning dates vs actually going on dates

told this story on twitter already but i was hooking up with a dude for a while who went to HS with jackson hinkle and he told me he was a super chill guy on the surfing team but then his surfer girlfriend left him for jonah hill and he became a conservative