I believe the old system of gambling, where you met a bookie named Duane at millers ale house and had to pay in person was actually the correct working system. Not really criminalized outside of having to deal with Duane but annoying enough that normies wouldn’t do it.

It’s so funny @fleerultra.bsky.social cared about the lore behind Gasparilla, something that most folks in pirate costumes on parade day can’t explain. Further proof he really will do the deep dive reading on any topic.

She’s gonna mandate all Cuban sandwiches be made with shredded pork instead of sliced pork✨ I just know it✨

I’ll be honest I’m just pretending I think it makes sense that I can’t bring my dogs to work meetings. They would have a lot of fun and that’s what matters.

We can also already measure adhd you ask someone to unload a dishwasher then observe

There is already a way to measure my depression it’s called looking at how many times I’ve ordered delivery food this week.

Pals!
It’s $5 Friday!
With all the madness, we saved Blue!
His owner brought him & his brother to a rural NC saying he had no use for them because he didn’t hunt anymore.
Blue needs eye surgery, heartworm treatment & a dental 🥹.
He appreciates any help ❤️‍🩹
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With the exception of the inexplicable recommendation to focus less on abortion, I don’t even see how these changes are actually changes from Harris’ campaign?

These good people are also held back by an inept democratic establishment. Florida democrats continue running dogshit centrist candidates that can’t win and nominating a party chair who’s lost millions of voters to republicans. That holds us back too.

Who could possibly give a shit if the people who are being deliberately starved were sick before? it actually makes it worse.

Pink guns are girls hope this helps

Hearing Molly’s appreciation of the open records laws of Florida makes me feel seen. Yes it sucks to live here in almost every way, but you can quickly find your realtor’s arrest and police report when you can’t get in touch with her whilst closing on your first home.

The face of a very cute black medium sized dog with a white/tan face

This morning at 4 am I heard scratching under the bed and looked over to see that Grace had somehow scooted her butt off her dog bed and gotten the ass half of her noodle body wedged under the bed, and was stuck. Possibly one of the saddest/funniest sights of my life (I freed her)

My home insurance went up $700 this year and I’ve never filed a claim.

Instead of addressing this crisis, the legislature banned chemtrails (which aren’t real) and the governor built a concentration camp on a nature preserve that will cost $450 million/year to run.

Also-unemployment in Florida is $275/week. So if the social safety net is a hammock it’s a temu ass hammock.

Two dogs, a beagle and black dog, in background of dog bowls with food in them

I make them special meals for their birthday. Rice, green beans, chicken and peanut butter. They fuckin love it and have no idea what’s going on.

Maybe you notice Daisy’s hat doesn’t have the same feathers as Grace. Daisy rips this hat off the second I let go of her every year and at one point attacked it and ripped off the feathers.

2 dogs, a black dog in the background and a beagle in the foreground, with pink birthday hats on

Happy birthday to the loves of my life. Bc they are street orphans, I chose their birthday. And bc it makes it easier, I made it the same day. And bc they stand with LGBTQ folks in their fight for liberation, I chose the anniversary of the stonewall riots, June 28th, as their birthday.

I’ve been scouring for a Rhiannon update. This feels silly since what she’s doing is so much bigger and more important than this but: I really missed her talking shit about the doge dorks on this one. Get home safe please!

He has concepts of a plan

Team Trump is 100% going to side with Javert chasing Valjean forever for stealing a loaf of bread and some silver

4 text messages from Gavin newsom’s camp between today and yesterday asking for money

Obviously if he’s tap dancing for you, Newsom is gonna want some money

Protesters need to be Bruce Springsteen. Everyone knows this.

If you’re going to defend me and you plan to use Cecil Rhodes as comparison, please don’t defend me.

Mf looks like he’s in a k hole right now

I’ll give it to Janine she seems genuinely out of her fucking mind. She’s looking around that room grinning like she’s sitting behind the smartest bitch on earth.

HIIIIO MAYSIE I LOVE YOU

They are so pretty. I love the pink one✨

I’m always rooting for the black racer in my yard. I have so much respect for the things she does (eating things, hopefully).

Very much that wheelhouse, thank you!