if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Almost forgot about that

Getting up in front of reporters and saying repeatedly "The lawsuit I filed is based on lies" must be some advanced legal strategy

See the issue here is you thoughts about it for more than 4 seconds.
Brianna famously has the most guttural reflexive take imaginable and never lets is grow out be shifted by outside information or examines biases.
that's how you end up fighting robo MLKjr in her weird bad game

Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
chaser.com.au/business/app...

if you do enough weird things you start to develop lore

A painting depicting the fall of Constantinople in 1459

The walls of productivity, guarded by the last stand of adhd medication, falls under the barrage of invading weed gummy (1453)

You are not a rapist, a pedo, a sex offender, a zoophile, a criminal of any manner for enjoying fictional or mutually consensual headspaces.
Escapism, trauma coping, you don't need an excuse. Enjoy what you like, if its fictional or strictly between adults, go for it.
I will not be arguing this.

*nods sagely* the same goes... for Chinese food and living
in China

For the folks who didnt get the bottom half, Why (lead site engineer and recent subscriber to ai hater blocklist) openly admitted to throwing his phone into a pool to cool it down when it was overheating (it died)

The report had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, which includes dozens of scientists, according to two of the three people who spoke to The Post. Stopping an MMWR report at that stage is highly unusual, former CDC officials say.

CDC won’t publish report showing covid shots cut likelihood of hospital visits The report, which had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, had been delayed. It now won’t be published at all, people familiar with the decision told The Post.

Hmm, I wonder why…

4 panel comic; 1st cantio asks panko to put on some pants, 2nd panko points telling cantio to put some on first, 3rd cantio insists that he is wearing pants, 4th and shows panko how thin they are being made of "spider webs sewn by pixies"

every time i think about this joke i cant help but to think of Cantio and Panko 
who both belong to @cmddog.com ofc :3

I'm still going to kill baby yoda

The problem with Star Wars is that you watch it when you're 11, and your imagination goes wild wondering what else could be out there in this cool sci-fi universe. But then the franchise keeps going and the best thing they could come up with is, you know, the same stuff you've already seen.

IT'S CALLED AN "INVISIBLE DISABILITY" BECAUSE WHEN WE MANAGE OUR DISABILITIES WELL, PEOPLE ACT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE THEM

I put in the effort despite my issues, even when it stresses me the fuck out, but somehow it never seems to stress the NTs out when they do shit days, weeks or months late.

And then I get told I'm being "unreasonably perfectionist!"

MOTHERFUCKER IF I TURNED UP LATE YOU'D NEVER STOP RAGGING ON ME

I am sick to death of always managing to be on time for shit even though I have multiple disabilities that make that difficult, only for the neurotypical people who hold the keys to important parts of my life to fob off their responsibilities and turn up late or not at all.

Also true if you don't manage them well. You can be a trainwreck for 30 years and they'll still act surprised.

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

OLD COM FOR @wyvernwake.bsky.social

bunny morning!!! 🌄🐇

look, republicans set the rules of engagement that literally any bureaucratic trick is fair game and they just never thought dems would agree to those terms

a photo of a gray cat named violet

she's been loudly smacking her mouth again so i am talking to her like jc denton

This fucking Wikipedia article lmao. No one edit it, it's perfect.