Okay, you know what? I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm just going to say it. Alvin and the Chipmunks are bigger than Jesus.

Sick of all three of you. Dave too.

Fuck you guys.

JFK. Mob hit. Not elaborating further.

You rang

Speaking of age and late 80s/early 90s, in your case, they're roughly the same

Nice Beetlejuice imitation. I think you smell too bad to be him though.

I guess there are a lot of issues with this lifestyle, all of which I have been forced to endure.

Have I said a variation of "excuse me I ordered the large" and/or "you know what this apartment needs? A giant poster of Atlantic City" to every woman I have ever dated. I believe the record would show 100% on that

Home sick...think I'll turn on So I Married An Axe Murderer and take a nap

I honestly can't believe I'm wondering if Steyer is the best option

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

I have bad news for all Comfreyheads. This is one crisis she can't manage as a PR expert.

It makes me think how much worse the media environment has gotten since then, and it's simply all the fault of the internet, which at the time of Columbine, was still being trumpeted by libertarian fools as something which would emancipate us, when in truth, it would literally turn people crazy.

I was in middle school and I guess it was the worst iteration of this wave of school shootings, standing out above the others. Alex Jones, filthbag, was still a Waco/gun/xenophobic nut and hadn't pushed through to making his daily bread off saying the parents were liars and no kids died.

I was just thinking this morning how I remembered where I was as the news of Columbine filtered into my Catholic middle school. We went to the church where we were told what had happened, & to pray for the victims. There was something dignified about it in a way I'm surprised to feel, looking back.

Imagine if some sort of tragedy occurred in this room! That's nearly 100 collective IQ points, gone!

I wonder if you could trick Trump into talking to the new Infowars.

Me in my head but with certain folks purporting to be on the left but very big on writing for fascist outlets, hanging out with fascists, working with fascists, etc

I'll never forget who the evil people were!

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"

alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal

Troubling reaction posted just now to today's news. Can someone who knows Alex irl check in?

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

https://www.theonion.info/

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