NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY APPEARANCE IS CHANGED, LOOKING COMPRESSED P2- NOW NANCY LOOKS STRETCHED P3-NANCY NOW APPEARS SQUEEZED P4- NANCY: HEY ! WHAT'S WRONG HERE TODAY? P5- ERNIE BUSHMILLER:APRIL FOOL

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 01,1946

[Scene is a suburban UK street, at night. A voice is coming from a semi-detached house.] VOICE: So let me get this straight: You're a large, magic bunny... [Cut to interior scene. We see a close-crop of the EASTER BUNNY, standing in the darkened living room of the house. The room is all drawn in atmospheric purples and blues, and a quadrant of light is cast on the wall from a streetlight outside the window.] [We are still looking at the bunny. He is holding a boxed Easter egg. We noiw see that the voice speaking is not him but is instead coming from a character outside of frame]. Who's broken into this house at 1am to deposit shop-bought chocolate eggs... EASTER BUNNY [looking awkward]: Yes. VOICE: So people can remember...Jesus.? EASTER BUNNY: Yes. [Pause] Well I mean it sounds weird when you say it like that. It is weird. EASTER BUNNY: Not as weird as you! [Pull wider shot. We now see that the Voice is that of a large HAMSTER, who is holding a digital clock]. EASTER BUNNY: What even is the 'BST Hamster' anyway? BST HAMSTER: *sigh* I'm a large, magic hamster who breaks into people's houses at night and changes their clocks so they feel confused. [Pause. They stand in silence, in the dark, thinking]. [Close up of the Bunny's face. he is still thinking in silence. He looks existentially nauseous]. EASTER BUNNY: Do you ever feel your life makes no sense? [Close up of the BST Hamster. He looks the same - silent, horrified]. BST HAMSTER: Yeah. [They stand in the silent living, dark room, in depressed silence.] [Ends]

A cinema corridor. One screen’s digital sign says “The Bride!”, the sign opposite says “Frankenstein”.

Not sure how many of my (small number of) followers this is relevant to, but the gamer network outlet layoffs being done by IGN is sh*t. Long Eurogamer time editors, allegedly the whole Eurogamer video team, and apparently someone/several Outside Xbox/Xtra's BTS team. All for IGN's content probably.

Real recognise real, as I believe today's youth say.

It feels like the movie scenes AI bros generate are almost always just “what if this IP meets this other IP.” No new concepts or stories. No new world to discover. It almost feels like the ‘00s when companies released games with level designers and everyone just recreated Super Mario Bros. level 1-1

Norway has become the only country to arrest someone because they were in the Epstein Files.

No action in the USA.

And none in the UK either.

IT'S FINALLY HERE!

HIGH GROUND, the debut album from Filthy Militia, is out today in @pookoutrecords.bsky.social

Buy, download and stream now at linktr.ee/filthymilitia

I've just watched this (my first 2026 release movie - 2nd will be 28 Years Later Bone Temple ASAP) and it would have genuinely done well on the Big Screen I think - not taxing, lengthy action sequences, Damon and Affleck being a good combo again. Solid Saturday night stuff.

"Tell Cersei it was me!" - Everyone

These cats exploded so Nyan Cat could fart rainbows through space.

It’s been a saga. How it started.

Bluesky rules for new members:

1. Big beats are the best
2. Get high all the time

Screenshot of a post on X by “★♪MassStrikeNow♪★” (@strike_dr). Large text at the top reads: “I have oily hair.” Below is a surreal edited image of a person’s scalp and hair being held apart by two hands, with tiny armed soldiers and a small American flag placed along the hair part, resembling a miniature military invasion scene.

Pretty much.

An ad for WEED INFUSED COMMUNION WAFERS

Absolutely LOSING MY MIND at this ad

Incredible work, I love humanity

Okay so they obviously sent him out there to lie about his own health but

They didn’t prepare him to do so at all???

HOOTENANNY. #Hootenanny

Never click on this, you muted for a reason

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Yeah, this was a real "hold the nose, vote tactically" moment. My MP since the GE is a tory parachuted in (Richard Holden) and he only won by 20 votes. The other MP in Basildon was Reform at the time, now ind, won by 98 votes, and was revealed after the vote about his assault conviction. What fun.

Imagine being a loser on Christmas

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Reporting every car I see with Grinch legs hanging out the trunk to the FBI. He redeemed himself! Let him live!

Mary & Joseph arriving at the inn in Bethlehem, where there is no room. OTD year zero, here in a woodcut from 1551.

Also, seems to be more of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas in BlueSky this year as more people use this site/app. It was thriving when it was on Twitter but great to see it getting more involvement here now!

This a new peak for #DuvetKnowItsChristmas - No haphazard desk or weird old stuffed animal, but absolute vibes!

RIGHT COME ON THIS IS LIKE IF I TOOK A PHOTO OF MYSELF LYING ON A PILE OF MONEY ONE HOUR AFTER A BANK ROBBERY AND CAPTIONED IT WITH "lol I robbed the bank" FUCKING COME ON LOCK THIS RAPING HANDBAG IN AN OUBLIETTE JEEEEEESUS CHRIST

Happy #DuvetKnowItsChristmas Eve!

Sent to Whamhalla at 6pm on 1st December thanks to the start of ITV News London LOL , there's some story/news piece about the song coming up it seems.
Ah well, can add it to the Christmas playlist now. #Whamageddon