hey sorry i didn't follow back on bluesky, i saw your profile picture and i knew it looked familiar but i couldn't remember if that's because you were annoying to me online one time four years ago or if we are close friends

what

Yo

Gm mert

many people come because of me

it is known

powerful alpha

I hope they are all very happy and living fulfilled lives

no

I had no idea you were trans

I have nothing to do with this information but ty for sharing lol

if you're on web, do me a solid and refresh the app. we pushed a performance optimization that might help

that update is in app store review now

Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.

You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/

No

Literally ratelimited on twitter rn and haven't left my bed yet

fun!

So is Elon just secretly trying to get us all to move here or

no

I eat alone

bold of them to assume I need a second pair of chopsticks with my sushi order

what if object permanence isn't real

what if they disappear as soon as you can't see them any more

it was kinda hard to miss if you followed anyone at the time

gonna skeet all over your skyline

and I mean the cheese coneys

I leave for 24 hours and what did I come back to?

a thread of titties

bluesky is awesome

rekt

we are in your walls

oh

That's odd lmao, it notified me

common mood on the sl

ooooh I'm skeeting on the skyline

speak for yourself birb

...no we aren't lmao

but...

yes pls