“Claudia Winkleman” is how a Geordie doctor explains the injuries of a man who pushed a cat off his lap

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People who move over from Twitter but use a new profile picture

- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?

- Rhino

- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn

Apologies if this is initially a “Twitter +1” channel, but instead of being an hour behind, it’s a decade of old jokes