Blazers ownership will now allow each team member two (2) extra munchkins* tomorrow
*powdered only, and all future donut orders may be canceled in the event the munchkin limit is not respected
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
Hello, tomorrow @hollyanderson.bsky.social and I will host a live midday chat where we will
1. Assign teams to donate to in the EDSBS Charity Bowl if you need one
2. Answer questions you may have about the Charity Bowl
3. Divulge secrets of universe
Watch this space for link, see you then
Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.
I missed capturing the synopsis, but it was for PTKU because Sharks are awesome and Hell Is A World Without You.
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If Shorsey has taught me anything, it’s that this exchange was entirely on purpose.
cc @edsbs.bsky.social
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
The Charity Bowl nears. This is the game plan. Get limber, hydrate, and study up. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-eds...
All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.
Kevin Garnett returns to Target Center and enters with Marc Lore, ARod, and his daughters. Ant & KG's greeting makes the officials stop the game after the tip 😂
it’s sunday night so of course the president is yelling at the pope on the internet again
That 5 minute "who doesn't have a microwave bit" had me 🤣. #Letsgrow
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this is one of the more famous Things People Do in the world of Behavioral Economics and the research conclusion is that you can't explain it to people because anyone who can understand it already doesn't do it because they already realized it themselves
Junelle Lewis was on the hunt for a reprieve from Seattle-area gas prices driven high by the Iran war when an app on her phone gave her the answer: the Tulalip Reservation, almost half an hour from her home. She didn't hesitate. "I purposely drove here just for the gas," Lewis said while filling up her Chevrolet Suburban at the Tulalip Market this week for $4.84 a gallon — about 75 cents less than prices near home. "Gas is ridiculous. But I have found, honestly, over the years, this gas station specifically is cheaper than a lot around here. Probably the cheapest."
this is a thing that makes people feel like they’re saving money on gas when they’re spending an hour to break even at best. it’s a math problem that they’re failing www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Not once in this story does @politico.com mention that US factories employ ~89,000 fewer employees than a year ago.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2026/04...
they like Trump and they want to help him. This is why 3% unemployment under Biden was presented in headlines as a failure and rising unemployment under Trump gets "the plan is working" headlines.
Iran gets:
the strait
the hereditary leader the dead guy wanted
withdrawal of enemies
to tell the story of how they fought off all of west asia plus USA at the same time and won for the next 100 years
to give no nuclear assurances
USA gets:
Carson Benge rounding the based with the HOME RUN graphic split by the Mets NY logo
HOMENYRUN
Yamamoto closeup with the HOME RUN banner split by the Diamondbacks A logo
HOMEARUN
Zac Gallen's back on the mound, the HOME RUN graphic has the LA logo in the middle
HOMELARUN
Peralta on the mound with a HOME RUN graphic top left that has the Pirates P logo in the middle
HOMEPRUN
still laughing at the thicc plane
This is utterly extraordinary.
If Hegseth et al got this wrong, think what else is happening with the drug boat strikes and much more.
The U.S. Said It Helped Bomb a Drug Camp. It Was a Dairy Farm.
Gets worse as you read it.
1/ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/w...
Make it BILLIONS, you cowards
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
He's my first baseman, too.
That’s where this is headed
My absolute favorite genre of sports message board/radio stories: folks playing against future pro stars as kids and getting their shit wrecked
Well, this asshole is no longer fun.
@itsfelder.bsky.social you lived in the tiny Alamo? Did a stint there from 2004-2007 at the local newspaper. Whatchu know about them white sands?
