GUARDS!! GET THAT MAN PREGNANT

MONOGAMIST IN THEORY, NOT IN PRACTISE

IS BLUESKY DARKWOKE YET OR DO I NEED TO MAKE SOME CHANGES HERE

I NEED THEE

TIS I, GODS SLEEPIEST SOLDIER

…. oh…. ok…

LIFE IS SO GOOD WHEN YOU BEHEAD ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH THEE

BUSH 🤤

IT CLANKS WHEN I WALK

WIZARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
ROGUES: BLOCKED ‼️
LICHES: SLAIN 🗡️‼️
FIGHTERS: BLOCKED ‼️
DRUIDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WARLOCKS: BLOCKED ‼️
BARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WEREWOLVES: dm me…

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

WE USED TO KILL FASCISTS

KNIGHTLY ACTIVITIES

AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME

- HELENA

THIS IS MIGHTY AND BRILLIANT

A two panel black and white comic. In the first panel, Berath stands tall in front of the Watcher and says "O CEASELESS WATCHER / THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOYEUR / CHECK OUT THIS KITTY CAT." In the second panel, she offers a tiny undead cat in her massive hand to the Watcher.

There are characters that fit this better than Berath but the visual was WAY funnier. #pillarsofeternity

POPE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED, HATING AMERICAN POLITICIANS

“I would peel oranges for you”

THE COLD OF MY ARMOUR MIGHT SHIELD THEE FROM A SUMMERS SCORN.

FINGERS IN GLOVES OF WAR ART NOT FITTED TO GENTLE CARE, BUT I BEG THEE FIND THE LOVE IN MY CLUMSY HANDS

THE OTHER PLACE HATH SHADOW BANISHED ME. I KNOW NOT WHAT THAT MEANS PERSAY, BUT ALAS I STILL POSSESS MY KEEP IN THIS EVER BLUE SKY

^_^ HII !!!!

*divine smites thee*

HAHA :3

THE PALADIN IS STRUGGLING WITH RENT AT THIS TIME. PRITHEE FIND THE KOFI LINK WITHIN MY STRAWPAGE (BIO) IF THOU HATH SOMETHING TO GIVE. I LOVE ALL THEE DEARLY

I LIKE THEE NOT

NEVER HAD I EVER HAD A QUESTION THAT CHATGPT COULD HELP ME WITH. NEVER DO I BELIEVE IT COULD DO THINGS I DEEM WORTHY NEEDING IT FOR

GODS PUNISH THIS TYPE OF GLUTTONY. I SUPPORT THEE REGARDLESS

BEING IN A HET RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT MAKE THEE STRAIGHT. THOU ART BI AND ARE QUEER NO MATTER THY PARTNER

DO NOT DISAPPOINT

IN THIS NEW YEAR KISS ONE OR MANY OF A SIMILAR GENDER TO THINE!!!! THIS IS THY QUEST.

COULDST THOU FUCK OFF

YES

I LOVE WOMEN IN ARMOUR