I bring a "you exist to worship me" vibe that HR really doesn't appreciate.

Who up working they job?

I don't have a good solution, but I feel you. You definitely aren't alone.

Gonna try grinding on a stress ball to try and relieve some stress

Now that is a gorgeous pussy, damn! 🥵

A very lovely person sent this to me, and I had to share with all of you ❤️

need friends who objectify and sexualize me

#nsfwbsky #nsfwsky #nsfwbluesky #blueskynsfw #teen #asian #sub #promosky

I strive to win as much as possible~

How I be feeling when they shake their ass in front of me~

Damn, who's idea was it to give me eyes? I just be looking at everything!

Who doesn't like a silly little guy?

I've literally been saying this

My friend: "If I was a girl, I'd let you hit,"
Fast forward a year
My friend: "Heyyyyy sooooo..."

Bro, spiritually, your soul dick is huge and I'm not gonna lie, you're stretching out my mind pussy with your deep thoughts.

Playing bongos like a metaphor, call that an allegory rhythm.

I'm too smart and twinky to be this much of a dumbass himbo.

Not enough time to jerk off in the shower. So now I gotta have a clean body with the most rancid thoughts.

No, this ain't allowed. You can be both hot, talented, AND funny. Bro, save some dames for the rest of us!

@monpuppy.bsky.social 🖤🩶🤍

And so it is.

I'm like a light switch

You gotta flip me at least once to turn me on.

Who's idea was it to give me the build of a bottom and then go

"This twink is gonna be a Top."

Damn girl, you got some intrinsic worth in qualities that capital can not meaningfully quantify. 🥵🥵🥵

Let down the guy by telling him his dick is just way too big and watch him fight the urge to argue with you.

It's ok, I'll keep your secret. I won't tell anyone how much you love being treated like my dumb little plaything~

My plans for today 🥳

Just wanna rub it between your lips.

Send this to your crush