Tbf I completely understand if you wanted to laugh at me 😂 I can’t believe I’m so thick!

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Made the amateur mistake of running Vicks on Beaus chest before bed, forgetting then itching my eyes

It wouldn’t have killed for them to have stated so in the instructions, I feel like a fool

Have you seen my fuck up? THE STICK IS THE BULB

I’m dying at this, the bulb is the bloody stick!!! (Thanks to @emilyswaffles.bsky.social)

You can see why I was confused though!

OMG!!! I’ve just got it out of the bin, I can’t believe it FFS 😂😂

Peace

I’ll sell them to you at a discount if you like?

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Oh thanks

Bought a bag of Peony bulbs from Asda. Just opened it up and it’s just a load of mud and a stick!

There was a lovely Guide Dog in Asda, I thought it was a good teachable moment for Beau and explained we can’t stroke or bother him. But then the guy heard me and said he could stroke him, then he told Beau what the dog helps him with etc, it was so nice, just a really wholesome interaction.

Got a new addition for my planter 👀

Well I’m thinking she looks great and it’s refreshing to see someone aging naturally.

I’m up to 12 (season 1) I have had to skip through the bits of the little
Girl because my brain wouldn’t be able to cope, so I’ve no doubt missed something. But I like it, you can’t beat Greys though!

Bell on the collar?

It’s really annoying me that they’ve got McDreamys murderer in The Pitt

Thoughtful/ I hate socialising 😂

Yeah we are a small team too so with such high turnover it’s a lot.
I’ve already decided when I eventually leave I don’t want a gift or lunch, I don’t want to do that to people.

There’s nothing more bloody annoying than working at a place that has high staff turnover because of poor management and being expected to contribute to a leavers gift and leavers lunch every time (especially when the pay is shite)

Ha! you’re the best x

Yeah but he eats sandwiches weirdly so…

I have a condition, well I say I have a condition I don’t even know the name of it tbf. But basically I’m at risk of losing my peripheral vision as I get older. I cannot tell you how many times a day I wave a hand to the side of me to check it’s still there 🥴

He’s happy

I thought that too, but wasn’t sure if it was just me 🥴

I have this terribly with my kids last November it was debilitating. I had to speak to my gp in the end, vent as much as you need to and I hope all will be ok x

Oh Michael I’m so sorry to hear this. Please take comfort that he is in the hospice, they’re such brilliant places and he will be well cared for. Sending you a big hug x

Woman on tv is going on about ‘hydrogen water’ sorry isn’t that water?

lol, that’s his 2nd fave 😉

Imagine being a grown man who takes pleasure in bullying women
Online. Always women, never men. Even worse a woman who’s just getting on with her mundane life doing fuck all to deserve any of it. Absolute danger.