Dissecting brains that have been fixed in formalin (and that I was too lazy to rinse in water first). The formalin fumes burn lol

a woman in a tiger costume is crying with her eyes closed and tears running down her face . ALT: a woman in a tiger costume is crying with her eyes closed and tears running down her face .

Coworker: Are you ok?

Me: Yeah, just been cutting fixed brains. 🧠🥹

a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with the words just stop below her ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with the words just stop below her

Me: Like what if I was, in fact, a shitty resident and I'm actually terrible at my job and nobody's said anything for 5 years and management just keeps me around because I'm funny?? 🥺

Therapist:

I'm reading @barackobama.bsky.social's latest memoir and was telling my cats about the Affordable Care Act. Then I realised he was president years before either of them were born and I had to lie down. #ImOld

Yes, but the abyss will probably grab you around the neck and lick your ears.

It's got a nice twang to it tbh lol

If you ever need a Yank to be brazen and call out BS, hmu. I'll be a Karen for the greater good.

Mention promo code MEDSKY and your first complaint is free! Sliding scale available as well.

The abyss is loud and demands uppies.

Coworker: "Wait, you're from South Dakota?? I'd just assumed you were East Coast."

I've never been so insulted in my life. #MidwestRepresent

Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss will gaze also into you. And offer toe beans.

Something Smells Like Piss and Rotting Feet and I Hope it isn't Me:

A Chicago Airport Story 🥰

Valentine's Day is so commercial, let's not lose track of the real meaning of this special day The day native Hawaiians stabbed British Captain James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 14, 1779

I'm glad the Seahawks won at the Bad Bunny concert last night.

There aren't enough of us to have a full six degrees of separation, for one (Alex Pretti was a high school classmate's former roommate, no joke).

Mainly Chacos where I grew up lol, but yes

I went to Augstana for undergrad and we read Bonhoeffer in freshman year.

The Prods at large are nothing if not organised.

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Lutherans at it again lol

Just binge read a book from @chipublib.bsky.social and found this at the back cover 🥹

Whomever left this in a copy of "All the Light We Cannot See," I loved the book. 🥰

Me to my 🧠: I know you want a quick dopamine hit, but we are not buying new running shoes. We don't need them. We have a perfectly good pair at home. I understand that you want them and that we got paid this week but NO.

I want @hcrichardson.bsky.social to read me bedtime stories where frightening things happen but the protagonist pulls through and things are better in the end. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??

Yeah no, South Dakota does not fuck around. And with family members in law enforcement, I'd never have heard the end of it at Christmas dinner

In my home state, underage drinking is a class 2 misdemeanour. I was not going to risk fucking up everything I'd worked so hard for over.

Only in countries where I *was* of age, but ok 🤷🏻‍♀️

🎶 I think I've seen this film before
And I didn't like the ending 🎶

21, but yes lol

My building has a NYE party on tonight and it has been many moons since I drank Barefoot wine out of a solo cup 😂🍷

Update: today they were lifting weights while watching the Food Network in the yoga room. #Progress #Goals

But also never say never--one of my coaches was a 6+ hour marathoner initially and then got it down to a BQ with grit, determination, nutrition, and hard work.

Literally though. I did the math and it would be cheaper to expatriate and then do Boston with an international tour group that has guaranteed entries for residents of that particular country 😝

Though if you do the other World Majors there's another lottery option for Boston