haha, i love that

she also said this was the first time she's talked to me where i sounded like an authority on something and that i should give a talk lmaooooo

just spent an hour talking about taylor swift gay with one of my ED attendings. she didn't even need convincing. she literally said "wait do you think she's autistic? i think she's autistic. gay makes sense too"

oh i'm on that langdon/mel shit, it's like crack to me

the pitt fanfic. i haven't written fanfic since 2004 harry potter era. it's so crazy to get back into the swing of things. i've written 10+ full manuscripts over the years. drafting is a whole skill...

for the first time in over a decade, since my humiliating cancellation, i'm writing. more than just reddit shitposts. i can't believe it took the fucking pitt to wake up a part of my brain that i thought was lost. it's all i want to do. i don't even want to watch tv, my favorite safe space.

for real, it's like a memoir and short story collection at the same time. i need her to reach back inside herself and step away from appealing to the girlboss terminally online.

gosh. sawayama was such a perfect album. rina, what happened...

fyi i see you and always look for your posts on my TL!!

zoe kravitz being one of the people that the in-universe karlie kloss (named sasha in the book) dated is frying me

that would be so kind of you, thank you! i am so surprised that i didn't even have an account at this point

just uhhh in case anyone sees this... pls

the blurbs from the "bluebeards" subreddit are mirrors of some of the more earnest, excited posts about taylor and fans "seeing" her.

anna dorn is good at satire, but whew there's a lot of cringing involved.

just started listening to AMERICAN SPIRITS by anna dorn. it is essentially "what if r/gaylorswift but lana del rey?"

the sub is the basis for the book. MC1 started the sub and lives with another member.

if you are sensitive to being poked fun at, i don't think you'll enjoy reading it.

nirvana and its flankers were so good

phoebe is me, i am phoebe. like literally any personality test where they
compare you to a character, i get her, jake peralta, and lorelai gilmore

not yet!! it's on my list!

i think especially as certain characters got flanderized (monica)

phoebe is literally one of the very characters of all time (she is me, i am her)

pretty

i will not let the internet trick me into suddenly believing that friends (the tv show) was the worst show or that it was never funny. criticize the show all you want (for many very valid reasons), but it feels like yet another "mainstream thing bad"

i work w/ a bunch of them, and the physical training they have to do is absolutely wild. the medical screening, too. one of them had a single cavity and was disqualified. they didn't even give them the chance to take care of it.

i'm so worried about what he's watching online now!!! next thing he's going to send me is some AI voiceover of a reddit post set to minecraft

a comment from the r/travisandtaylor subreddit that says "Let’s not be like swifties. I’m sure Olivia rarely thinks about Taylor. Not as much as Taylor thinks about her. But I think Taylor would absolutely still try to block her and release a special wedding single or something like she is so parasocial and knows her fans will eat it up"

the obsession ppl have with the idea of taylor "blocking" people has gotten out of control to the point that i don't think anyone understands what they're saying anymore.

i grew up playing the flute, but i abandoned it when i got braces and couldn't make it work. loved it. still have my flute, but it needs new pads and all.

its giving hanged man???
is anyone tracking tarot cards with anything?

june 12!! thank u olivia for a birthday week gift. there has been no new music i've loved for so far in 2026, so i'm sat.

i loved mock trial in high school. i got to be the mock trial version of macaulay culkin named "macca ellery mclaughlin"

omg that's almost too on the nose