Timberwolves wanting me to change the channel I guess...

Boring make, boring guy

Gotta be Goku and Sonic - Master Chief is just a random dude in a suit kid. He gonna get wrecked.

Both of the chicagoans in question are,
Unfortunately, white Sox fans

I don't know what flavor this gatorade is but KAT loved it 😂

Luke Kennard Lakers MVP, we always knew

Ay-Ton of fun!

I’m at this Lakers playoff game and so far the DJ has dropped Roman Reigns and Cena’s walk-in music. And yet I don’t regret watching Mania night one later tonight on tape delay…

Can we go back? Simpler times.

Teams has an “exhausted sigh emoji” and it animates and it is my exact vibe all times I’m chatting in teams.

Who’s this @logancunningham.bsky.social guy? You guys just start working with him? Seems pretty okay!

It's almost like Porzingis can be a huge difference maker when healthy!

VJ Edgecomb talking to ref Tony Brothers, who is just smiling at him

VJ Edgecomb continuing to talk to ref Tony Brothers, who is still just smiling at him

lol at Tony Brothers listening to a rookie explain why he got the tech call wrong

20th Century Studios has snagged the rights to make a movie based on hit Roblox game 99 Nights in the Forest. https://bit.ly/4c9Obmf

Huge congrats to Eka and outerloop. Some of the best in the business!

Happy Steamed Hams day to all who celebrate. 30 years!

I have a dent in my trunk (valet opened it onto a low hanging duct in a garage) and they told me it would be like…$12k to fix the dent because “they’d have to calibrate all the sensors.”

So I still have the dent obvs.

When people ask me “how’d you meet your wife?” I just show them this photo with no explanation.

Not gonna lie, 12 years later and I still haven't taken a better photo than that bottle smash.

Why are they so strong when it’s by accident?!?

I think Bluey gives its parents a lot of credit for playing along with the games with infinite patience, but they don’t get the flowers for the parents’ reaction to almost every game being “ugh no not that game” which is exactly correct.

April 13, 2014

The first PAX Rumble.

This is me trying not to laugh with an angry D-Leazy in my face. The funniest part of the photo to me though is either Patrick Klepek's unmistakable silhouette taking the photo or John Drake on the floor vacuuming up all the broken glass.

The New York vs Chicago style of confrontation is funny to watch here

I think i've done like 10/12 of these but WASABI ICE CREAM SANDWICH, CHRIS?

True face of a gamer breaking through on a media trained professional. The curse words in her mind are so apparent. Love it.

I love that, because of SAG-AFTRA’s Storyline Online channel where actors read kids books and my 4 year old’s love for Billy Goats Gruff, she looked over at my phone and said “hey, my guy Gary Oldman!”

(She has never seen him in anything else. She is 4).

I thought you were gonna say the truck escaped police by breaking in half lengthwise and speeding in two directions.

If you WANTED to intentionally hit me in the crotch as hard as you could, you still couldn’t come close to my 4 year old’s violence in doing it accidentally. Just devastating accuracy and acceleration. Debilitating.

This is why I love watching the NBA