Posts by Hot Take Jake
In 10 seconds and after 4000 gallons of fresh water, Canva made something that is still shit but infinitely better. How could they be this bad at this?
Wrestling is fun
Whitefish Bay
Milwaukee hate jokes are like polish jokes. Somewhere along the way everyone just decided there’s one group that it’s okay to joke about.
That green stuff on the ground outside your mom’s basement window. It’s called grass. Go touch it.
I’m willing to take less back in a Giannis trade if Marzion goes along with him.
I’ve tried them. They’re awful
I’m sure I’ll come around years from now, but right now fuck you giannis
Quotes a fictitious centuries old and many times re-interpreted book as doctrine. JFC with these people.
No
The Akeem disrespect
Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱
I’m fine with either. Just don’t bring people back from the dead.
S-E-Seven-E-N
His jaw looks like it has a filter on it
He was fine but I don’t think he was significantly more than JAG
Even Mark Jensen didn’t show up for the Bucks tonight
The Bucks have more talent than whatever is on display at the moment. Doc Rivers is rat poison to basketball franchises
Utah should be removed from the NBA. Embarrassing ass operation
And that party can’t figure out why they always lose. Hilarious cringe
Jamal Sampson
Fuck you chicago.