That part! When Janine said they should break up I was like uhhhh…over that?!?

Told a client I could help them with every issue they brought up to me and they looked at me like nobody has ever offered to help them before…

Work done, dinner made, blunt sparked 😮‍💨

I made chocolate mint cookies last night and after eating only one I knew they were gonna make me sick so I ate 3 more 🙂‍↕️

My old apartment was listed with a nearly 30% rent increase from what we were paying ☠️

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

I’m just a tit. I think people take me a lot more seriously than I take myself

As a kid I would never get sick but when I did it was for a day and then I’d be over it. Now I’m sick all the time and it’s never any less than two weeks 😩

Had a $300 copay for an endoscopy but then they sent me a bill for $1200 and idk if my copay is included in that but I’m about to change my name to Luigi

It’s like hot as all hell why am I craving pollo guisado

Today:
Me: 0
Anxiety/Depression: 6 and rising faster than the gas prices 😪

Crazy that this luxury apartment has the same furnishings as my old apartment but costs 2k more than what I was paying 🥴

Doing the math at the grocery store to find the lowest unit price is worth it

I miss when Pokemon games looked like this.

Pixel graphics always suited Pokemon really well, I think.

My vet sent me a very expensive estimate and I wanna email them back and ask if they have any more jokes to share

Anddddd the tattoo saga starts 😬

Thank youu🤗

I knowww😩. I’ve been doing the bare minimum but definitely need to research/do more to keep up with it

Hair trim is LONG overdue and I need to take better care of it 😩

Took me a while to get there myself. Self love is the best love and you look great! 🫂

New Mortal Kombat movie coming out 😍

Happy happy birthday!! 🎉🎈🎂

Scrolled for about 30 seconds and kept seeing cat pics so I figured I would post my cuddly demons 🖤 #catsofbluesky

Lakehurst. I could do without the hyper sexualization but the anime is really good

Told my hubby I’m ready for another emotionally involved show that will make me depressed and The Testament comes out today so I guess that’s the winner

Hoping I was wearing long enough sleeves to hide that I was napping 🤣

93 even though it’s missing Hocus Pocus

That’s what I’m hoping l! There’s a lot of material for him to work with too so I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it’ll be a good season 🤞🏾

My office closed early and I had all these marvelous plans about how I was going to be productive but instead I napped…🤣

Don’t tell me I’m wrong/don’t know how to do my job and then reference some stupid AI chat bot 🙄