Yes my armpit is sweaty (gym workout).

Yes you have a tiny shrimp (genetics)

I’ll allow you to massage them AFTER you prove your devotion financially.

Addicted already? Good. Now prove it with your wallet.

Hey armpit sniffers, should I grow it or shave it?

Who wants to shower with me?

The most perfect thing about me? My lips. Stay broke staring, gooners.

Where are the legit subs who are completely obsessed, follow instructions (on command), and devote their finances to me? It’s been a minute since I’ve seen anyone with this trifecta.

Pathetic how easily you’re triggered by something so effortless.

My feet belong in your mouth. Wouldn’t you agree?

Thanks!

Good morning gorgeous Goddesses and fin dumb dumbs. Today is going to be magnificent.

Just imagine: Your face buried under my arm, inhaling every inch of me while your wallet empties.

Rise and shine. Time for the gym.

Hey losers, your shrimp tax is due. Time to pay up.

I want a local sub that I can trust enough to come to my house and do everything I don’t want to do. I.e. deep cleaning and yard work.

Careful, tiny. That’s a long way down if you slip.

My armpit stubble is coming in stronger than your fragile little ego… embarrassing.

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If you’re a time waster, be gone!

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Single file, foot boys. Who’s earning the honor of licking the cupcake off my shoe?

Take a tip from Ryan. This is how good boys treat their Goddesses. And when I told him to send again. He complied.

The sun took my energy, so now I’ll take your (financial) energy. Be blessed.

How can I step on this cutie? His style is very SoCal and we have matching Vans. Maybe I’ll keep him as my pet. 🤔

My feet make the perfect pillow and an even better view.

Pheromones this strong require payment. That’s the rule.

Smell my armpit and tell me what you think I’ve been doing to get it that stinky.

Being a giantess is all fun and games… until tiny men turn your foot into their favorite hiding spot.

Taking a break from idiots has done wonders for my mental health. Only useful pets with open wallets are allowed near me now.

If you want to be taken care of, go home to mom. If you want to worship, bring your wallet, your savings, and your 401k.

Your shrimp and my patience. Both non existent.

Bad boys are overrated. I prefer nerdy subs with brains and a wallet that opens on command.