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Posts by ben

we've had long enough under chelsea's new owners that i think it's fair to judge them

* they are extremely good at creative accounting
* they don't know how to evaluate players
* they don't know how to evaluate managers
* accounting tricks aside they're useless on the corporate side of things too

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especially troubling because the PMC has access to books, which detail the hundred times and thousand reasons that this did not work

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if you are advocating for “PMC class consciousness” as a solution to the left’s problems, you are either a rube, a mark, actively not on our side, or probably some combination of the three

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if the phillies had hit that ball, the goose woulda caught it

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idk what you do about that other than "hope that it changes"

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phillies BABIP through sunday 4/19: .269 (sixth-worst)
phillies BABIP against through 4/19: .357 (worst by thirty points)

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i love thinking that the “first inning” issues are like. because there’s a 1 on the scoreboard?

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it is time. for casablanca

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directors and execs are good at using it to Waste my time

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i don’t need to reanalyze with AI+, thanks, i can pretty much tell that this is a Grackle’s Ass

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given the precedent set by the euros etc. i would be grumbling about a $95 /match ticket/

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when i send something to a Higher-Up and they “just run it through chatgpt real quick” and i have to not be like “hey! if you do that again i will redact myself”

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wow

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i have invented a bathroom door that locks from both the inside and the outside

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no one has ever died from shaking their hands off and then wiping them on their jeans. paper towels are a scam!

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no no... it's Ron Moore Star Trek

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a gouache painting of that one norwegian skier from vermont trudging off into the woods after he biffed it at the 2026 winter olympics

a gouache painting of that one norwegian skier from vermont trudging off into the woods after he biffed it at the 2026 winter olympics

“you can just leave” by @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social

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no but it has now been saved to my "watch later"

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childlike levels of giddy when a new kind of bird comes to my house

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i used "open the web player and hit command-shift-3" which might not be the most elegant way but

anyway bryson puts his hands down before bohm gets into frame so this is the best i can do

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aw i really liked bryson ducking and running away though

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gonna need the phillies to get some hits, though, john

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crazy seeing him walk past a normal man. through a normal-sized door

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by far the best standard is the one we had: “does it /look/ offside?”

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alec bohm's dad with alec bohm's mom's hair, poorly photoshopped

alec bohm's dad with alec bohm's mom's hair, poorly photoshopped

alec bohm

alec bohm

and i know the other thing you were wondering and i gotta say. it kinda does

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oh we got plenty of these. west omaha is about 100,000 of these

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always thinking about this one

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dj, play my song

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