Why is there constantly a woman on the hip abductor machine for a full hour?

If SNL ever does a Severance skit, I pray they guest star Tig Nataro to play Mark S.

I believe The Substance either takes place before or after the show severance and they take place in the same universe.

24hr fitness is hell. I just asked a girl if she was using one of the three incline benches she had her stuff on. She said no and then looked at me like I was an asshole for asking. We have 3 15 lb weights… 3! Only 4 20lb weights that I often find left in the sauna. Why?

The dentists office I’m at is playing a light classical cover of @boburnham.bsky.social’s INSIDE.

What is wrong with trumps nose and why is no one talking about it?

If you’re wearing street clothes in the gym, I should be allowed to push you off of whatever machine you’re hogging.

Thank you! Nice to have ascended! Haha

Hi Bluesky!