you're so right for this

also a cruise ship old guy classic. can't rubberneck a cruise ship karaoke session without hearing at least one my way. last year i witnessed a back-to-back double my way

(looking at the ocean is a bit like contemplating death so i don't think this contradicts your take)

logging off to get normal again, perhaps

Plushy Mushroom Stools in Olive, Butterscotch, Rum, and Russet

Montgomery Ward Fall/Winter Catalog (1972)

Replace your screen time with scream time

she knelt and did every station of the cross on the way up but i was with her the whole time 💜🙏

damn girl, are you a tiny chunk of cat food? because i just accidentally ate you off a cutting board because i thought you were a banana bread crumb. i don't think i'm doing this format right

cody rhodes will ask "should i bleed in this match" and not wait for an answer

alex and cass <3 <3 <3 <3

if you work in any kind of customer service i love youuuuu

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product photo - black tshirt with the merch design from justin bieber's ill-fated 2016-17 purpose album tour. it's a black and white portrait of 2016 bieber with the bleached long hair. the word SWAG in pink album typeface has been stamped over 2016 bieber's eyes

i love consumption i love online stores i love the justin bieber purpose tour x coachella commemorative tshirt

these colors don't run 💜💚

A painting of an egg salad sandwich cut into two rectangular blocks. Within each is a cut half of a cooked egg

What the hell I missed National Egg Salad Day this month?
Blasphemous. Anyway cheers to this amazing sammy filling
#art #food #study

War would be a lot harder if old man yaoi was mainstream.

lol 💩

cannot express enough how none of these, any on the whole long list, are my order

screenshot from the ELOQUII store showing "my orders" (a ton of random orders to many stores, none of which are mine)

screenshot from the ELOQUII website showing Lisa (redacted) bought a weight loss pseudoscience device and her whole name and mailing address is being displayed to me

screenshot from my ELOQUII store profile showing some guy Alex's tshirts purchase. also with full mailing address (redacted on screenshot)

in the vibe coding era i can sign into a small online store and see the orders and full names/mailing addresses of all kinds of random people shopping in OTHER online stores. that's good, right?

a dril tweet that reads "getting brain damage from pissing myself off"

words to live by

become more compassionate towards children and you will become more compassionate towards yourself

Waterparks - PROWLER (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Waterparks

bless waterparks keeping the alt-pop tradition alive. recession indicator for emo this good to be on new music friday though

poster with a grid of animals edited to look like they're smoking cigarettes (a chimp, a pig, a fawn, a horse, a hare, a duck, a chicken, a dog, etc) and the caption "It Looks Just As Stupid When You Do It." credited to Youths Against Tobacco

only the smoking dog from that psa poster in the pediatrician's office understands the complexity of the things i feel

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Waterparks - PROWLER (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Waterparks

bless waterparks keeping the alt-pop tradition alive. recession indicator for emo this good to be on new music friday though

adding this 2 my personal practice

someone I know confidently described it as "a boob-juggling motion"