FML. Insurance just denied coverage for being on the lake with a cold beer and sent me a mindfulness worksheet instead.

this also applies to being funny

like finding a new person to be comfortable enough to be weird and insane and controversial with is gonna be so stupid lol

like damn i’m gonna be friendless fr like i actually have to go out and make the effort meet people again and that shit is so hard when i’ve rly come to resent my community

slowly coming to terms that i’m gonna be losing my only friend i have left in the city in september

ok i’m back xitter just became insufferable again lol

also crazy how popular some of yall are there like it’s crickets here for us fr 😭

woaaahhh i found frag bloomf on my xitter fyp i had to double check what app i was on lol

ok clarifying that this isn’t a hater tweet in any direction just a cultural observation

studio ghiblis like the mlk of animation

raw onion and a cigarette kinda hits omg

woof so my contempt for this place grows the more i peek back into xitter. like hell truly is where it’s at i’m not made for a life of online purity like this

“just google it” idk i feel like mines a bit more complicated than that man

i got yoga pants for my yoga class without thinking of the consequences (idk how to tuck my shit)

do i need to be the one to start an archive dilfs account here

siri search yoga pants for people with fat pussies

Work in progress today.

mIp’s legacy (to me) is the term “everypony”

sowwy 😔

one of my wasian traits

thought i was giving guido but my gay face begged to differ 😭

he don’t have internet !!!! 😭

wait how ong

wdym what part 😭

literally almost anywhere else is more diverse than the PNW

ppl here always side eye me for saying portland is too white but i wanna move to europe and like. oregon only recently allowed black and brown people to immigrate to the state whereas europe has had more or less open immigration to africa and the middle east since the dawn of time lol

i need need need to let go of my new zealand demeter like idgaf about her lol