You know what's crazy? My mom bought me Resident Evil 4 Remake for my Xbox Series X for Christmas, like... two years ago.

Never touched it. That changes now.

Played my first game of FIFA 20 and won 5-0! That was really fun.

He could. He could also just float around like a balloon!

They tested the apartment fire alarms and it scared the absolute FUCK out of me, lmao.

Good~.

Always, bahaha~.

Hrm... What to devour today...

Maybe... everything?

Bossmission for @kylehyena.bsky.social!

Important guidelines for applicants to Gnash Incorporated:

-do not comment on Mr. De Ville's weight unless prompted
-do not comment on Mr. De Ville's massive stacks of money unless prompted
-do not get dust on Mr. De Ville or the massive stacks of money

These are all extremely important guidelines.

Thank you for this! 🤎

What an amazing shape for a proper woman~.

One of these days, I’ll commission a SECOND picture of my fursona or one of my characters instead of just posting new characters, LMAO.

Ooo, I think my copy of FIFA 20 will be arriving in the mail tomorrow~.

I just found the funniest kart racing game (in my opinion) on the Xbox Series X store.

Coffin Dodgers

It's a bunch of retirement folks racing on mobility scooters trying to win races and staying away from the Grim Reaper.

I just about spit out my coffee in laughter.

I think folks will very much enjoy what I have coming next... It'll be my first character from media (not counting Cosmo the Cougar from BYU since that's a sports mascot) that I've wanted to get for a while. I'll clue you in as to what it is.

Let's just say it involves Beastars and obesity... 🤎

Something obese this way comes…

*BLOOMPH… BLOOMPH… BLOOMPH…*

Hard agree.

Gready Greely, the most friendly and profoundly redneck of a grizzly bear you'll ever meet.

In southern Anytown, USA, he lives in the Red Flats Trailer Park, a conventional enjoyer of cheeseburgers, beer, good company, sports, and gaming in his tiny, two-room trailer.

🎨 @jangle.bsky.social

If anyone else besides me remembers this game, you automatically win a massive amount of points from me.

Hunter: The Reckoning is every bit as fun and creepy as I remember it being. I absolutely lost my mind and almost cried when they announced a new game was being made recently. I never thought I'd see the day. It may not be the type of game as it was back then, but still, amazing to see.

NBA 2K23 should be coming in the mail tomorrow, but I’m more excited for whenever FIFA 20 decides to show up. 🤎

Interesting!

That's funny coming from you for a man as decent as he is. :P

I could honestly list the alignments of my characters quite easily.

Kyle de Ville: Evil
Hogarth DeGrosse: Evil
Milton Clouch: Good
The Pumpmaster: Evil
The Showman: Neutral

I have literally stated before that my fursona is evil, lmao. How have some folks not caught that?

The fun part is that it hardly even matters. My practically unlimited resources get me anything I want. 🤎

Found my first copper and iron deposits in Minecraft. :D

I’m just going to come out and say it since it’s the one thing I’ve always been able to be proud of myself about.

I am a certified MAESTRO of character creation.

I'm quite pleased with the reception the Showman has gotten. I honestly didn't think he'd be all that popular.

Thank you.

Wonderful.

Huge coyote and huge coyote accessories?