A large white Maine Coon cat holding a black-handled knife. He stares balefully at the camera.

Mycroft Leopold Clayton-White is not interested in your excuses.

I would like to go there. Yes. The tea. Please.

A black cat named Salem, on a computer desk, laying on ziplock baggies filled with paper. Next to a traditional art piece that’s a WIP.

Ok for every like, he’ll get a forehead kiss. For every retweet, I’ll give him a treat. He got spooked today so…

I was there. I just… Kelly you know Glenn is ungovernable. He can’t be governed and he has a credit card. There is aught I can do here.

Thanks! It was a fun project for a friend that would, of course, absolutely horrify Murderbot. 🤣

A cuddly plush SecUnit.

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In lieu of touching your contracted SecUnit, please utilize an appropriate emotional displacement object.

Okay 2.5 days instead of 1, but it’s done and fully cataloged with LibraryThing so yay. 🥳

Here is another ridiculous thing I have:

I loved Kabuki. So I preordered this anniversary omnibus and didn’t really think it through.

Bro what? It’s 3” thick. It’s like trying to cozy up with a medieval illuminated manuscript. Ugh.

Normal book for scale.

😱😱😱

Okay I am back at the bookcase reorg. Let’s look at some things I have found, like this!

Fun fact, I am 95% sure I emailed asking to skip this because I hate eye and teeth things in horror - and yet it came to my house anyway. Oh god.

Right this is definitely a two-day project at least. See you tomorrow giant pile of books on my sofa!

Now I am too full to organize. I am going to finish ‘The Blighted Stars’* and then hopefully press on.

*on my Kindle instead of one of the hundred or so physical books I have yet to read. Natch.

I know a dozen or so people only as ‘Zoe’s human’ or similar. I am absolutely fine being ‘Leeloo’s human’ to them too.

He’s so perfect for Ratthi. The science himbo we all needed in our lives.

Korean BBQ break.

It really is! Thanks Kelly. Also I miss you and we need to get lunch soon.

Two shelves! But in my defense I mainly collect special editions so I am having to scan the cover each time I enter it into the database app because I need to see the pretty covers okay?

Okay, one shelf of… 23? I’m using LibraryThing to build an app database as I go because I can never remember what I have or which special edition it is so hopefully this helps. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I am a book dragon with a hoard.

Firstly. Hahahahahaha.

Secondly, okay the term makes more sense. I actually have a new half bookcase so I *think* everything will go back more organized. Save for some pandemic puzzles that are getting donated.

I don’t know what Doomboxing is but it sounds real scary, Bird.

Thoughts and prayers for me as I embark on getting my overburdened bookcases organized and cataloged.

In spirit, but with substantially more corvidity? (This is a word I just made up.)

Apple’s new sci-fi series “Murderbot” to make global debut May 16, 2025 Today, Apple TV+ unveiled a first look at “Murderbot,” created by Chris and Paul Weitz and starring Alexander Skarsgård

I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

proceed in an orderly fashion. Or run!

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Honestly it is SO beautifully done. Amazing work. Murderbot would probably HATE having a giant logo on his head which makes it that much more perfect.

I promise you that you don’t want THIS French onion soup, however.

I don’t have kids, but sometimes when I enthusiastically dance around the house the dog looks really embarrassed for me so I FEEL like I know what it’s like.

Tis the season, and so I will reiterate that Little Brownie Bakery is the FAR superior #GirlScoutCookie bakery and it is not close. ‘Caramel Delights’ are hot garbage compared to Samoas, and they also make the superior thin mint.