Ahh defo 🥹🥹🌿🐶

Bluebell season 🌿

#Cornwall

Should be part of his next test.

😂🥸😂

Too much? 😈

When everybody is celebrating the results of the Hungarian election but you backed the wrong horse....

Stick it on a t-shirt

Beginning to think that JD Vance might be a serious contender for next year's FIFA Peace Prize.

To 'Vance'; verb, to fuck up.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

So, two pieces of bad news then.

Another Lego trolling just dropped! #IranLegoTroll

Green foliage and a couple palm trees in front of a small sandy beach, turquoise sea and blue sky. This is Porthminster Beach in St Ives, Cornwall.

Gentle green-turquoise waves on Porthminster Beach, a pale blue sky above and the headland and a scattering of white houses in the far distance. This is St Ives, Cornwall.

St Ives today has been absolute gorge ☀️

#Cornwall

Don-Tzu

Come on then, and remove him.

It's now been 3 hours since our supposed "ally" Donald Trump threatened genocide on a country of 93 million people.

We've had absolutely nothing from the UK government.

This doesn't come in a vacuum either - every day the US & Israel have been murdering innocent people.

The view from Artemis at 8pm Central time in the cursed timeline.

"er, guys?"

A ruined American road, under a leaden sky, with wonky telephone poles lining the way and billowing smoke in the background. In the foreground, we have the father and son from "The Road " (2009) pushing their shopping trolley laden with their belongings. Beside them, yelling some mad shit at them as they pass him by with nary a glance, is Donald Trump.

A ruined concrete room with a tattered US flag on the wall. In the foreground, with his hands in the air, is Donald Trump. He's standing behind a podium and is sporting the traffic warden's bandages and hat from "Threads" (1984).

Little tidal rock pool of dreams 🌿 🌊 🐚 🧜‍♀️

#Cornwall

From the CWS ARCHIVE. Good Friday 2024.

Wishing you all a (relatively) "Happy" Easter.

🐰 🥚 🧺 😩

Ooh nice! ☀️

Marmalade to be rebranded in post-Brexit food deal The breakfast favourite will be legally renamed when Britain aligns with new EU labelling rules.

Boris Johnson is pulling his best suit from the skip, running a balloon through his hair and waiting for the BBC to call. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh it’s beautiful - popping there in the wk I hope to catch up with friends 🌿 oh love that!

Ahh, yeah walked across at low tide but totally forgot 🫣😂. it was a Saturday - when the island is closed to visitors - so locals can enjoy a bit of tourist free time 🌿

Mackenzie Crook’s magical suburban folk tale, #SmallProphets published by #PenguinBooks and #PuffinBooks down the years. A 🧵
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