a person is cutting a hamster 's hair with scissors and a pen Alt: a person is cutting a hamster 's hair with scissors and a pen

Im so desperate for a haircut that I put it on my Google Calendar.

This is the worst tweet ever found. 👏👏👏

@hiitsmolly 20h the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it's a coherent narrative you endorse

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Screen shot of a man saying "Well, I'm about outta stuff to say to you."

After my third question:

Tom Bidgood on Instagram: "The 3 question rule: 1. Ask 3 questions about them in any conversation. 2. If they don’t ask you anything back, kindly respect your energy and move on." 165K likes, 1,459 comments - tombidgood on February 17, 2026: "The 3 question rule: 1. Ask 3 questions about them in any conversation. 2. If they don’t ask you anything back, kindly respect your ener...

This is now my mantra for all my online and in-person interactions: www.instagram.com/reel/DU54RKt...

Enjoy your time at sea!

This isn't a joke, this is Katie's life! 🚌🧝‍♀️

#d20onabus

Gonna tell my kid that before Google we had a TV show called “Clarissa Explains It All” that contained all human knowledge and if we had a question we had to hope the episode where it was covered was on

It's not difficult to to do!

I think that says it all

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

La transbear from season 5 drag race mini challenge which shows a stuffed animal bear in a white wig with pink highlights, pink eyelashes, and a pink dress

On today’s trans day of visibility we shall not forget this diva

I thought the exact same thing when I saw this! Move over Jonathan Bailey...!

BREAKING: The anti-Trump regime ‘No Kings’ protest is now the largest protest in U.S. history. The organizers have confirmed that more than 8 million people attended today in cities across America and around the globe.

Correction: I definitely want to see this.

STOP! THAT! TRAIN! Trailer (2026) Rupaul, Sarah Michelle Gellar YouTube video by ONE Media Coverage

I kinda wanna see this (in the theatre, of course): youtu.be/U-ukYJXB8Ok?...

Saw all 7 Jurassic movies. I barely remember them.

Wow - this actually SAVES me money (because I'll be canceling my subscription)!

Yikes. Time to cancel Netflix. 🙃

0.001% of Olympians identify as trans yet now every woman Olympian has to prove she's a woman. Every one. Sure, it's all about protecting women. Fucking idiots.

Turns out I was unwell. Ive been sick since Friday! 🙃🤧🫠

I’m on the left, sadly.

I feel like playing Battlestar Galactica (the board game) this weekend. Am I unwell?

What is the point of accruing PTO if no one respects my out-of-office status?

Random thought of the day: how do twins continue to look alike as they become adults? There are all these factors that can cause someone to gain/lose weight, glow up, etc. But twins all seem to do it together -- as if they KNOW the other one is going to the gym or something.

Screenshot if a pop star posing with a news chiron that reads "Breaking News: we have no choice but to Stan. 'she left us no choice', a Stan reported

Happy birthday of the gayest sorts!

Thanks to my husband, Jeff, for always making me look the right combination of handsome, cute, and non-threatening.

Photo of me smiling and looking off in the distance. I'm sitting in a booth at Dennys.

New profile photo?

BTVS reboot canceled before it even airs?? F****k Hulu.