if i can't lock one and publicize the other i can't see the point in not just using both at the same time i guess

so now i just have 2 bskies huh

glad to be of service

theyre calling it the most homosexual room on earth

And folks are allowed to opt out of celebrating a Christian holiday. Or any holiday really, but especially a religious one.

They're allowed to opt out even if the celebration doesn't include elements most Christians would consider sacred. They're allowed even if other folks opt in.

Basically: there's a difference between "not sacred" and "secular."

The "right jolly old elf" from "A Visit From Saint Nicholas" is not a sacred character. Folks who venerate saints are not venerating him.

But he's still a myth built into and into a Christian holiday.

I'm about to get ready for bed but at some point we need to talk about the difference between the intRA-faith conversation about the religious significance of Santa Claus (basically nil) and the intER-faith conversation about whether Christmas trees and the Santa myth are secular (no).

if there are dicks near the ceiling too it means some men are giving others a ride on their shoulders

lrt room full of glory holes but the men occupying them are standing so close that their thighs are touching 😳

Three panels from hilarious fantasy webcomic Oglaf showing a character inspired by the villain of live comedy show The Dark Room. Over the three panels he is telling someone out of shot “You are trapped in a room. The walls of the room are… lined with dicks!”

THE DARK ROOM is in today’s @oglaf.bsky.social and frankly this is the finest thing to have happened in human history

YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF IN A DICK ROOM

truly didn't have "Funko causes an incredible amount of damage to itchio and the thousands of game developers that publish on the site" on my 2024 list BUT HERE WE ARE

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

tag from user riverofmolecules: it’s horny

the post already has a lot of really funny tags on it but this one specifically made me want to run

what if i farted so bad that everybody died

ⓘ Readers added context

the post is over 5k now

two posts from tumblr user agnesmontague 1. “i just farted and the air purifier in my room went on red alert [photo of air purifier with extremely red lights] goodnight” 2. [screenshot of tag: “this image makes me feel like it’s going to kill you”] it is

my fart post is going viral on tumblr and 3k people and counting have smelled the fart that sent my air purifier into a nuclear rage

Cognitive dissonance re: fact that people love this guy, which is that he might milkshake duck and turn out to be a white supremacist or something and we are living in really fucking strange times when my passing thoughts are "people shouldn't stan the assassin he might end up being a bad guy."

even with bishounen i want them to be fat!!!!! im so deeply pissed when i think abt this bc fat (male) characters in anime are drawn so cute but are always some mean punchline or a sex pest and im just like... does no one seriously see the potential here

(who doesn't eventually "shed the weight") like. ive seen one (1) chubby love interest who was a dude and it was in a BL, people cannot fathom that a wide variety of audiences might be attracted to fat characters and it sucks on both the representation front and the fanservice front

this is so real bc i actively do NOT want abs on male romanceables, i barely care about abs on women if i'm being fully honest because i'm not very attracted to "fit" bodies with an emphasis on muscles, and i have to go out of my way to look for a chubby male lead in anime-inspired romances

여러분 시위 못갔다고 죄책감 가지지 마세요. 저가 원해서 간건데 고마워하지 않으셔도 됩니다. 시위로 부심부릴 필요 없고 나중에 또 나가도 되고 가서도 1-2시간 있다 재미없으면 이탈하면 됩니다. 당장 저만 해도 표결 기한인 12시까지 기다리지 않고 국밥 먹으러 대열에서 이탈했잖아요ㅋ

운동에 몰입해서 일상이 무너지면 안 됩니다. 운동은 한 번에 드라마틱한 효과가 나는게 아니라 꾸준히 쌓여가며 빛을 발합니다. 그간 저도 몇 번 참여했는데 포기하지 않고 매주 광화문에서 윤석열 탄핵 집회 120회 열어주신 선배분들 덕에 오늘이 있었어요.

artistically respecting someone feels so nice. it's such an intimate sense of trust for a relationship so detached (creator - viewer). i realize this is why so many parasocial relationships start between an artist and their fans but i can't live without my emotional pantheon of Favorite Minds

"many of which are now completed and wait release" ohhhhhhhh BOY

comment from kris straub: "Thanks!! In addition to more episodes (many of which are now completed and await release, I should add), I’m producing other media to provide a substrate for the series. The site local58.tv is a good example — I don’t want the series only to exist in video. I love the communal experience of an ARG, but I use that approach as a lore delivery mechanism rather than a gate behind which new content is only available to puzzle-solvers. Also: I don’t know how to beat Contingency. It’s the only one I think about. I peaked too early."

my dick is exploding

piss cloud

lmao Jesse Singal has been on Bluesky for 5 minutes and is already crying—CRYING—because someone told him he drinks pee.

tony is one of the most resilient fuckers i know and you deserve a big warm coat

this still rules beyond belief