My partner and I often go off about how there are only 3 ninja turtles in Roku City and I just want to say that Roku pulled off the best April fools gag of 2026

Holding the sleeve for a vinyl pressing of Home - Odyssey

Surreal to be holding my own copy of this album, I never thought I'd see the day. Yeah, sure, fine, it's a "bootleg" but the needle on my record player doesn't care and neither do my ears

(Home - Odyssey)

AAAA game development
(the extra "A" stands for "AI slop")

I probably should have opened with "Swinging and poly are natural enemies" but honestly you could mix and match literally any of these words and the meme would still work

This take is severely lacking in faith of the heart.

I said this once on a Dead by Daylight dev stream and oooh boy, I got some RESPONSES.

Sounds like someone hasn't experienced the Grandmapocalypse

The rolling-layoffs thing is long running feature of the game industry. Back in the day it was essentially standard practice to lay off the majority of the team the instant a game was finished. People got sick of that and jumped ship to companies that planned better, so it mostly died out. Mostly.

If I had a nickel for every time a game I shipped got nominated for a major award after I was laid off, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's extremely depressing that it happened twice.

You say this as though Sober Zoe isn't a menace anyway

You say this as though I don't constantly quote Sober Zoe anyway

Got my copy of Trash Classic signed at the Frankie and the Witch Fingers show last night, along with apologies for not playing Gutter Priestess (it's okay guys, I've heard the song a billion times by now) (it's still my favourite)

Had a crazy time at the Tacoma Dome last week, here's a picture of me on stage behind DJ Diesel (aka Shaq)

Watching 2009's "Moon" with my partner, 5 minutes into the film:
"Is this Severance on the moon?"

Whoa, look at Eiffel 65 over here

A fishbowl full of mojito. Or "mojo" as some would say.

"The name Mojito implies the existance of a Mojo"
Dangerous words when you know I mix drinks for fun and not profit (there are 12 ounces of rum in here)

A screenshot of the Hollow Knight: Silksong achievement "Completion" having been, well, completed by me.

Took me just shy of 38 hours of playtime but I'm finally done with Silksong and can move onto playing... uuuhhhh... uummm... something else?

I feel like I'm speed running from job application to rejection email, my current PB is just under 20 hours.

Gonna keep grinding this week, maybe I can get my first sub-19!

"Do you wanna split a redbull?"
"No"
"Well then can you pass me a redbull?"
"Also no" I say immediately before slamming back the last remaining can without breaking eye contact

Completely unrelated, my stomach hurts

I'd say that is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but that would imply that I could see anything given the insanely dark lighting in EVERY SINGLE SCENE INCLUDING ONES SHOT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

The vinyl record for MF DOOM x Tatsuro Yamashita, actively being played on a turntable

The jacket got a little beat up during transit, but one of my holy grail albums is finally here!

Tanda's MF DOOM x Tatsuro Yamashita

Maybe a little stupid but I love getting my hands on albums that are blocked for sale on Discogs, it makes me feel like a hip underground record collector.

A black and white photo from a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard concert showing the band playing on stage

This Phantom Island photo is a pretty good one, but most importantly it's MINE so that obviously makes it my favourite

It's mind blowing dark, in a literal sense. Even the scenes that happen during broad daylight are mostly black on the screen. I couldn't tell what I was seeing for most of the movie!

I think Alien vs Predator: Requiem is the worst movie I've ever seen (derogatory)

I went and saw the man, the myth, the 1999 legend DARUDE play a set recently. The crowd engagement was directly correlated to how much the song sounded like Sandstorm (side note: he has a lot of songs that sound like Sandstorm)

If I had a nickel for every time a "Patrick H" thought that Speed Racer is a great movie then I'd have ten cents, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Happy Pi Day to people who write their dates either really wrong or really right

But then what goes behind waterfalls? THINK OF THE WATERFALLS!

A very silly tattoo of a pigeon using it's beak to play a record, farting out the notes

A toiletpigeon original, their 7th tattoo ever!

Be friends with cool people who etch their goofy doodles permanently into your body, it's fun and rewarding, I promise