*Johnny Apple

There are some days where my 26 mile commute takes 2 hours and 2 minutes… in a car. Good lord

Jesus. They’re all drunks or drug addicts.

You mean Iran hasn’t had their Navy built and destroyed, then rebuilt and destroyed 7 times?

stock market surges as donald trump weighs in on nfl measure to eliminate the tush push, strait of hormuz to remain closed indefinitely

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Kash Patel’s defamation suit against The Atlantic has precedent

- By Ilan Wurman

Uh, ELEVEN?!

Main point you have on re-establishing the rule of law is that lots and lots of people go to prison for a long time for what they have done

I like how they put “Executive time” at 8:00am and expect us to believe he’s actually awake.

I didn’t hear any “USA” chants from the Tampa crowd after the game 🤔

JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY WITH HIS FIRST PLAYOFF HAT-TRICK TO EARN THE HABS A GAME ONE VICTORY IN OT! 😱

Fans in Tampa yelling: “USA USA USA” in the Stanley cup playoff game against the Montreal Canadians. What a cringe sh!t. 🙄

Tampa Bay fans chanting “USA!” as if I didn’t need another reason to root for Montreal in this series.

Such an aggressive cancer, with really bleak outcomes. Can’t imagine the psychopathy behind defunding mRNA vaccine research when this type of cancer is no longer basically a death sentence.

Fine. I’ll call it a hoax.

They killed a volunteer firefighter to stage an assassination attempt.

U.S. foreign policy is just “we’re pirates!!”

PM Carney declares U.S. ties now a ‘weakness’ in address to Canadians — CTV News In a direct address to the nation, Prime Minister Mark Carney has reframed Canada's long-standing relationship with the United States as a 'weakness' that must be urgently corrected under the shadow o...

PM Carney: “The U.S. has changed we must respond.”

Our biggest strength became our biggest risk.

Time to stop relying on a neighbour acting like a rival.

Canada builds: new allies, new markets, new strategy. 🇨🇦

#cdnpoli #Carney
#USDemocracy
#Pinks

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Forward Guidance with Prime Minister Mark Carney YouTube video by Mark Carney

Do yourself a favour and watch this message from PM Mark Carney. This is what a true leader sounds like. #Canada
youtu.be/uk2TZwkhi4E

Its fucking wild that Biden couldn’t cancel Federal student loans, yet this is allowed to continue. What a shit hole Country.

The best dog that ever was.

14 years ago this handsome chap entered my life.

Today he left us.

My heart is broken.

Give your pet an extra hug today.

You’re a very troubled person, Jake.

Krasnov doing Krasnov things

10 years from now, you’ll need to add Amazon to your property title to watch TV.

These corporations need to be nuked.

In a 1991 documentary that Trump suppressed, Christopher Reeve comments on Donald Trump:

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥."

Ottawa isn’t going to the East final, but I like the rest of it

Did someone say All-Canadian Stanley Cup Final?!? :-) #SuckItBettman #LetsGoOilers

Why is CNN running approval polling between Trump and the Pope?!

They are the National Enquirer of journalism

I do not condone, nor advocate for, physical assault. I’m just saying that sometimes I understand where the person might be coming from.

Whether it’s pictures of Barack Obama reading to a group of children with Zohran Mamdani or it’s pictures of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein on an island full of sex-trafficked minors, occupants of the oval office are making some controversial choices about who they take pictures with.