I’ll take it.

YES. OH GOD I LOVE THIS IDEA

What if I was the next James Bond

Meanwhile I literally just opened the app.

Just finished day 1 out of a 7 day marathon. When it's done, I want a cake at my front door. Someone make that happen.

Happy Passover. “Next year, may we all be free.”

Thank you!!

What sites/apps/resources are we using to track TSA wait times in real time? I feel like there’s something obvious I’m just missing.

The bad news is I’m approaching burnout. The good news is I’m about to be so fucking funny on here as a result.

I need an app that notifies every so often that I’m not being hunted, I’m just busy.

How are people still finding me on LinkedIn when I completely privatized my profile?

Jessie Buckley. I love you so. THIS IS FOR THE THEATRE KIDS #oscars

AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS THERE!?! #oscars

MBJ ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!! #oscars

Aww I love PTA shouting out his Classmates #oscars

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

a guitar braided into Coogler's hair

A treble clef braided into Coogler's hair

Viewers noticed Ryan Coogler appears to have a guitar and treble clef braided in his hair at the #Oscars

oh fuck yeah Javier Bardem #oscars

DUDE the vocal athleticism on this song!? #oscars

LETS GO SINNERSMATOGRAPHY #oscars

The pop music genius himself

This sound bit with the bridesmaids ladies is fkn great. #oscars

hilarious that he's Swedish.

LETS GO SINNERS THAT SCORE WAS KILLER THAT MUSIC WAS PERFECT OH HELL YEAH #oscars

This is how I learned The Perfect Neighbor is an Oscar nominee. #Oscars

Everyone is talking about reliving 2016 but they forget about the part where everyone's favorite celebrities passed away BC THAT WAS A ROUGH YEAR. #Oscars

I walked away and came back and did Barbra Streisand just Spring Awakening that microphone out of thin air to jump into her song!? #oscars

obligatory 'Billy Crystal went to high school with my aunt and uncle' post #oscars

LETS FUCKING GO SINNERS LFG RYAN COOGLER #oscars

idk if it will win but Blue Moon was low key excellent and Ethan Hawke is fkn great. #oscars