You and David both. He’s not at the football (obvs) but doesn’t even want to sit in the kitchen with the back door open. We divide!

Hungary’s Viktor Orban struggling for political survival ahead of vote Hungarian prime minister and his Fidesz party ‌face first closely contested polls in Sunday's parliamentary election.

Think of tomorrow in Hungary like their 2028. It's a time when citizens can vote decisively against authoritarian rule.

Yes, I always search to the back of the shelf for freshest but you can’t do that on an empty shelf! Hopefully you’ll find one soon

More like a month … I was told it ‘might’ be because of a change in packaging 🧐

I bloody hope so

I like the sound of Momlette!

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Vinexpo? Bien sûr • Daffodil Soup Linda Galloway reports on the Paris Wine Show, a snapshot of the global wine trade across just three days

Big Wine show, small snapshot. Read all about it

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Delugional: when it won’t stop raining

Ah, yes, scanned that too quickly 👍🏻 Was a turd, will be a turd 💩

He did the same as an MEP

It’s the rules. Sleep well

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Gosh, when did smoked mackerel fillets start costing £38/kg 😳 last time I looked it was around £12

Nobody ever tells you that such a massive part of your adult life will be spent waiting for the only other person in the house to move so you can get to the cupboard you need.

A glowing jar of amber honey labelled ‘Asali Desert Honey Pure organic farm honey made in Qatar’

Looking forward to using this gifted jar of desert honey from Qatar, both rare and delicious. Tastes acacia-ry. Large enough to make something meaningful but what?

I am good at opening a bracket, rubbish at remembering to close them (no further questions

A plate with crisp roasted potatoes, green Brussel sprouts, braised red cabbage and roasted goose meat with gravy

Christmas goose 11/10

D went to pick up the Zipcar and the previous user had plugged it in but not activated the charger (dedicated bay, disc on the fob). Battery was on 0. Our journey was short but could we make it there and back on nothing? After 10 mins charge it was 3%. Loaded up, made it. Ride or die. #adioszipcar

Current post-concert earworm (sorry) 😱

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (Hippo the Hero) share.google/scST4zBmFNhe...

Man has no idea what inappropriate behaviour is until presented with the evidence. A developing story

Foxes be foxing in N5 tonight. A new season is beginning 🌙

Krystal gets my vote, ethical and they offset carbon etc. Been with them for two years
Krystal.io

Which is measurable

True, except as lack of engagement

Surely scrolling on by is a dislike

Oh, and why be an asshole when there is an option to not be an asshole? 🤷‍♀️

Prince Andrew is basically Ho from Slow Horses (series 5)

A rustic, open-topped pastry tart with quince and plum. The custard is not in the pic but definitely there!

A quince and plum crostata, both sharp and sweet, with custard

My solution is ‘goat cheese’, it’s not just one goat is my thinking 🤔

A big Ginger Pig pork chop to share, with a fridge-clearing salad and beetroot yoghurt dressing 🩷