1000S OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND 4 UGLY ONES by Bonnie Confille A book in two halves

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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)

Watched the game with a bartender named Packer that was built like a bear

Pants ok :(

Sponge bob big guy pants ok

Last night we defended our PhD thesis in Divanomics

she finds my mechanics satisfying and my replay value high

WNBA seeks to grow audience by declaring bi women in het relationships who buy League Pass can “say it”

This is what sports is all about

Fuck I spent all of my racks on money again

Can you give me their numbers

To anyone saying anything at all about anything ever: you’re just figuring this out now?

The result was that, for much of the 1970s, the justices literally had to meet in the basement of the Supreme Court to watch pornographic movies that were the subject of prosecutions, in order to make subjective calls about which movies should be protected by the First Amendment. Those movie days, as described by Bob Woodward and Scott Armstrong in The Brethren, were thoroughly humiliating experiences. Justice John Marshall Harlan, for example, was nearly blind during many of these screenings, so one of his law clerks had to describe what was happening on the screen to him — often prompting Harlan to explain “By Jove!” or “extraordinary!”

oh to attend the 70s Supreme Court goon session

you better not be in the throes when I get there

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Computer. Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean “Slide.” Full volume. Safety protocols off

incredible things are happening in China

Funny @

Awesome that along with selecting your favorite team, the WNBA app lets you collect your favorite beautiful women

The fibula is only like 15% weight bearing its barely even needed. The doctors are just trying to break your spirit. You should go yell at them

Got followed for about 2 blocks. They were saying something but my headphones were on. I finally pulled out my phone to record and as soon as i did the cop driving the car blew me a kiss and drove off. Only to drive past me 6 more times on my walk.
Fuck cops. Fuck cpd. Fuck these pieces of shit.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

In elementary school soccer I was goalie and someone on my team kicked the ball straight at my head cause I wouldn’t stop asking him his favorite pie flavor

Fascists so caught up in fascist propaganda that they develop a child’s understanding of how military works

This is the guy I’m gonna hire to mount my tvs in the new apartment.