How much tax should i pay?

Government "guess!"

What do you mean guess?

Government "and if you get it wrong, you go to jail!"

I'll be debuting for my birthday stream at 3pm UK time 23rd April!

I'm going to be playing Shapez 2 when it releases!

"As the man who called a duel, you get to decided, sword or pistol?"

"Sword please, it's the only way to settle this like a gentleman"

*turns to the other gentleman* "So that means that you get the pistol, sir"

"Now hang on a minute..."

How i feel after getting up for work at 4am on a Sunday.

'Design'

What they mean is 'typed random prompts into an image generator for a while until I saw something that my boss would find acceptable'

Sometimes I think back to stuff I did in the past and it sounds like it couldn't possibly be true.

This one time I booked a flight to Portugal at midnight for 8am the next day, met the guy on the plane who built the M6 toll and left a note for my parents saying "gone to Portugal, back tomorrow"

*puts you in a dark little box with air holes and a blanket until you feel better*

Tidally locked!

If I had a pet mole, I'd name them 'Avogadro'

They are like "you have played with mouse for ages, it's time to play with cat "

Ovo

R o u n d

For a more refined meal

How to train your dragon...

Those are some amazing teeth

Locked in

Do you feel like a plastic bag?

I was today years old when I learned that in the Nyan cat song, the vocals are by hatsune miku.

Have you considered BIRD?

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#furry #vrchat #avatar #vtuber #streamer #avian #3D #3dfurry

Money is certainly getting tougher this year too, i don't know what to suggest, but I want nothing but the best for you. You deserve it.

Headshot raffle sketch made by the absolutely wonderful @crowtaur.art !! ✨

Please check her out, she’s amazing!!

I think the easiest job in the world is probably working at the fire station in Asbest, Russia

I hope you tried some famichiki from family mart!

Been playing a lot of FISH!

I caught a Sharklena!

Moves learned: water sport, swallow and wide guard...

Damn I need to rewatch that now as an adult

Yes but they just scare them off, so I think it's much better than shooting or poison.
Plus cool hawk at work