i love casa tilo

obligatory "twitter is down" skeet

call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders

come to sydney

nice! how many did you take?

twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_

that's cool!

co-procrastinating with my housemates

next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL

whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something

whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"

creatine cocktail

hello again backup grace!

hey brundolf!

we meet again, backup twitter

all ticket sales deadlines are now set to April 7, so you've still got time!

While i'm here, caulicamp is soon!

April 24-28 near Sydney

Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10

Low income tickets available

You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...

See you there!

so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago

and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider

no publicity is good publicity

the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know

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drum machine hijinks

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citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating

kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!

incredible

how so?

hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?

yeah

true

me too, i don't know that it's easy to escape envy for anyone