legit sameeeeee

More proof that I can clean up pretty nicely

The user in a blue ballroom gown dressed to the nines

Dressed to kill

The user in a pink dressing gown with a golden sash that says “NATIONAL ERA MARCH ‘78” and a gimmicky hat

The same outfit; no sash, robe exposed to reveal black underwear

Gown off, just the black underwear, dramatic pose

Another pose from a different angle.

I don’t even really know how to caption this one but I do know that @thecharliekicks.bsky.social rocked it 📸

the user, in black and white and dramatic window-slit lighting

a close-up of the user in vivid color, wearing red heart-shaped sunglasses and earrings that say "KILL KILL KILL" and "MURDER MURDER MURDER" on the right in yellow with pink shading

The user smiles next to a plant

The user holds a rotary phone in one hand to her ear and the dial-pad of the rotary phone in the other

its called range, honey

“And Just Like That” is truly peak gas leak stuff

It’s so entertainingly bad (like, silly-fun). The reboot series is awful though

Ooh what’s this test

the user, posed against a dark purple curtain, wears a sheer green gown over green lingerie

the user glowers at the camera wearing a sheer green gown and holding a long knife over exposed breast

the user glowers at the camera wearing a sheer green gown and holding a long knife against neck with light reflecting off of it to create an eerie cross-shaped glow

the user stares at the camera wearing a sheer green gown and holding a long knife against face with light reflecting off of it to create an eerie glow

"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"

📸 @thecharliekicks.bsky.social

You’re probably so swollen lmao and also they def do settle

the user filmed straight on, topless with hands covering nipples

the user filmed straight on looking up and to the left with hair pulled back in a silver-and-red corset top and jeans

the user filmed straight-on, topless with breasts pushed together to make the cleavage look particularly cleavage-y

the user filmed top down with hands behind head wearing a shiny silver and red corset top

big naturals are overrated when you can have big unnaturals. do you agree?

The user in a instant camera photo wearing a slinky fringey dress

Hot is my natural state of being

my life is full of beautiful women but it COULD BE FULLER

Bitch go on jeopardy

it’s too cold so I am unable to be hot sorry for the hotness break #onhere

The user in a selfie dressed in a pink cutoff top and incredibly cunty black and pink laced pants

Got described as “intimidatingly hot” today and I get it

Can I play the tambourine

fox??!! so much for the de ville sisters dream

I guess I’m just built different 🥶😤

A screenshot of a tweet. It appears to be labeled “FBI” with a checkmark but the user handle is @jaboukie. The text says “Just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him.”

Shout out to one of the all time great jaboukie bangers on this day

I’d join

do you die and live again?

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

😇

Bitch

tomorrow a beautiful woman is going to torture me. and they say dreams don’t come true…

I’m illiterate actually

I haven’t read transmetropolitan and I know he’s evil.what about that?

one day I Will be good at pole dancing

But that day was not today