panio cover of smash mouth's "all star" at the endodontist office

dropping uwus and owos in the work group chat

my mom went out of her way today to tell me how much my name change "hurt her" lol very cool mom

I delete a lot of posts because I grew up Catholic

broccolini would be a beautiful name for a baby girl :')

they were dog whistling some islamophobic shit not like actual antisemitism

i have a job interview on thursday everyone please send good vibes

dog whistle dog whistle dog whistle

jewish acquaintance reaches out to me :)
jewish acquaintance is worried about antisemitism :|
jewish acquaintance is worried about antisemitism "from the left" :(

guess who's keeping their job B)

this manic episode has been so good and so productive aaa my job is going so well i;ve been so social it;s wonderful :'-)

i think i would be a good healthcare worker uwu

aaaa i hope i keep my job but also i hope i get a new job at a hospital

okay i'm actually going to start using this site more because twitter is just mobile game ads and fascists.

what's up gamers

you ever just howl with your boyfriend 🐺🌙 awoo!

i'm so hot

new mullet!!

the guilt from my catholic upbringing is so deeply programmed that sometimes i will sincerely agonize over questions like "is it sin to like things? is having a good day a sin? is loving my friends a sin?" what a beautiful religion 📿🙏✝️

me and all the other robots were gathering data on humans but i was a dishwasher

had a dream where i was a robot that washed dishes i've never known a greater peace

getting my rx in the mail like a special surprise present from the ketamine fairy

make choose

TRUE HAHAHA

does anyone wanna hang out and get rebaptized for fun bc swimming in a church sounds both aesthetically pleasing and haunting

stained glass windows and echoes of splashes

oopsie!

reminiscing with friends about my many "I'M NOT MANIC I'M JUST HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME STOP SAYING I'M MANIC I'M CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" moments :-)

my most masc trait is that i refuse to take more than one trip bringing in my groceries even if it means struggling awkwardly and dropping a bunch of things

we saw barbie together that movie is spectacular :D