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Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

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i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

i just went to his site and saw this shirt he's selling. who is the info war, well guess what it's you

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i think that's learned very early and often. if you genuinely believe that your unsaved friends are doomed to eternal torture unless you share the gospel with them, but you don't because people would think you're weird, you can develop this awful case of nihilism even if you can't name what it is

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

i was gonna post something about star wars but my phone autocorrected it to “star ward” multiple times in a row and i thought it was funnier than the thing i was actually trying to post, so here you go: star ward

the easiest way to become a GM in the NBA is to go to a bunch of baseball games

that and the duh-duh-dun piano drop go crazy together

staying up until like 2 am to watch cops with spencer in our vegas hotel room might've been the last true slumber party i've ever had

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world

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Twins catcher Ryan Jeffers, kneeling in front of home plate, tags Red Sox baserunner Connor Wong very gently on the upper thigh as Wong does some kind of air hug to the space above Jeffers' head

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sseth

helo,w it me seth. i luv da nicks. ing making a new Video ffor you !

went to the store

toilet a at 1:30's fundamentals were a mess and it got exposed. not sure why anyone's surprised. you can't have footwork like that and expect to win in this league

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

i once read a sports journalist who in 1992 predicted that the cincinnati reds would win the nl west. they did not. explain yourself

still riding the high after getting to sleep in until 9:30 yesterday morning. i actually broke the world record for the latest anyone has ever slept in

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house