Thinking about that new guy who came around the corner while doing prep and goes “the pancake batter is so clumpy I can’t get it to smooth out”
Let’s just say I felt my eyebrows hit my hairline and am very thankful a coworker reacted before me
Getting a new bra is like getting a whole new pair of tits
this goes CRAZY 🎨7e_b055
Camo pants and a Hi-Vis jacket is a very contradictory outfit
Hilarious to know he’s the “it happened out of nowhere” type
Breakfast in bed
Better to be pissed on then pissed off
Felicia Har-Deez Nutz
I’ve slept in too long
Breakfast has decided to start digging the blankets off me in the morning when she’s decided I’ve slept in too long.
Saw the biggest scariest lookin rat I’ve ever seen at work today.
I’m not afraid of rats.
I perhaps freaked out.
How they look at me as a slip an Armeggedon onto the stack
🥰 we make a good team
Pranking him by aggressively taping up a moon knight action figure above the bed
Update
I’m still a scrub. Still not doing much else but rivals
But I’ve improved on my Angela Skils!
I don’t want to no life scrub this game
So I’m just going to no life without the scrub.
The impression Montreal left was one I expected.
We were given free baguette at a comic book shop after we got comic books
I feel very powerful in big truck
How all these holiday treats got me feeling
Every time I craft:
" at least im done the hardest part"
Only to find i forgot about the other hardest part.
Repeat.
Gods damned glitter paints ruining my life
There is never a time painting I won’t cover myself
Second time seeing them and I didn’t get a shirt the first time around too so this was extra awesome
the concert even though it was basically all the way in the back just to see if anyone came looking for it.
Saved 60 bucks!
Never going to shut up about how I got a tour T-shirt for one of my favourite bands (shout out @thehappyfits.bsky.social )
For FREE because someone dropped it on some stairs. I did my due diligence, held it up asked if anyone in the area lost it, stayed in that spot for the rest of
