Old man Biff Tanner from Back to The Future, wearing a green and white striped Adidas sweatshirt

*ambulance chaser voice* did you decide in your youth on the policy of truth? call 555-55... etc

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

pope tweets good

I don't know, jamelle. these guys did some pretty amazing stuff like put a bank on the computer

horny? no. perverted? yes.

plus shitty tattoos are cooler than "cool" tattoos so they're only going to get cooler with age

Aries undefeated

the most decadent item in Western civilization is the Wawa cheesesteak meat and mac and cheese bowl

I'm just proud of myself but also disappointed I wouldn't let myself be lazy

a man in a room with the word hackerman on the screen ALT: a man in a room with the word hackerman on the screen

when you complain about a piece of equipment not working so you can go home without fixing it but you fix it anyway

Fake pope tweet “Yeah i said jesus didnt like war and i guess American conservatives were like yess he did fuck me i guess what do i know im just the fucken pope”

Pope issues statement

the weirdest part of my whole life is I can't remember anything that happened between my first relationship ending in the summer of 2006 and my last relationship starting in 2012

more like Loser Orban

Robert De Niro in Goodfellas tells somebody to go around the corner, where something good will definitely happen

Trump telling JD Vance that his next job is over there, right around the corner

Johnny Rico in Starship Troopers asking his troops “do you wanna live mas?”

people on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing a walmart? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, voting" and then vote

Jareth from The Labyrinth

q: what are your cat's opinions about stealing infants from moody teens?

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Imagem do incendio com os dizeres all you had to do ia pay us enough to live

1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054

movie poster for Innerspace

damn, I thought this was a space for cinema

I'm only on Reddit for the porn and all the other dumb shit is going to get me in trouble

Reddit temporarily banned my account because I said it I hope I live long enough to see Itamar Ben Gvir get the Gaddafi spa treatment. I think I'm just gonna delete my account

look, if nothing happens after 8pm tonight, we put him on the next space shuttle and let nature take its course (he falls asleep because it's really cozy inside a grounded space shuttle)

Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

"I can't believe he's taking us to war" says the people who supported him only because he made the liberals mad, who only ran to make the liberals mad

The Good Lord Bird

probably because of that TV show that made Brown look like an annoying Jesus freak

Trump Truth Social post "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

The Big Lebowski movie still where Walter is smoking while sitting at a bowling alley desk with The Dude and Donnie sitting next to him. superimposed text reads "He's cracking"