I do appreciate that it was on the kitchen floor instead of the carpet

is there a long German word for the experience of stepping in cat vomit at 3 am

Archaeologists find copy of Homer’s Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy Papyrus fragment discovered inside mummy buried in Roman-era tomb around 1,600 years ago

!!!! Just brings a smile to my face
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

I absolutely love that the new Hungarian Prime Minister's name is just "Hungarian"

Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."

I thought this felt relatable

made french toast and snook wants it so much she got her claw stuck in my pants

Final sentence of this post is an entire fucking thesis

Things started getting weird at 35 for me, which I was not expecting.

me: i'm tired and i don't want to do anything
also me: hey i could repaint the entire bathroom while my husband is gone for two days
(also me: has had a half-painted living room for almost 5 years)

I'm salaried and my boss, who works two time zones away, specifically told me to sneak out whenever and I still feel guilty heading home rn even though I'm just gonna log in when I get there

Oh no another ham

[ #art #hamster ]

the Death of Discworld may be my very favorite character in all of fiction

I do not believe there is anything for us after we die, but if there is, he is the anthropomorphic personification I want to take me there

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

I don’t believe people want a Christian economy

A Christian economy would prioritize the needs and humanity of the disinherited

walked past five people in blue shirts, four in the same light blue shade i'm wearing. glitch in the matrix?

Truly when @maxgladstone.bsky.social & I wrote the book to ostensibly contain the multiverse we did not foresee it finding a mirror in the world of its reception

I see your aspic and raise you Jello Salad

on the one hand, we're apparently big enough to be a valid target now

on the other hand, we're apparently not big enough to actually spend any time on before targeting us because they clearly have not seen this site's takes on the war

playing Cold Or Allergies? and now that i've made it into the office and breathed on things i'm starting to think it's the first option

a cat with big eyes and a wrinkly face with the words "it is gumbus"

open for a surprise

sorry I can't go to work today the cat is snuggly

not really sure how it took one hour to get there and two hours to get home but I had a good book so whatever

yet another day spent commuting to the office to take all of my meetings remotely

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in front of a window. The sun comes through sheer, textured curtains, illuminating half his face. Most of his body is blocked from view by a gray cat tree.

forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour

meatloaf is the final boss of pinball

A very pudgy brown tabby cat sits on a kitchen chair next to the photographer. She has been caught mid-yell. It is very difficult to photograph her when she is not mid-yell.

Truth Coming Out Of Her Bedroom To Shame Mankind