shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

respect truth in advertising

Mayo is a good dude, possibly a good coach, who just wasnt ready for prime time. Krafts need to "save face" at every turn is unbecoming and a bit absurd. I kinda hope Vrabel snubs them, too. But I also want to see Maye succeed. Millionaires vs Billionaires all the way down.

Mixed in with a little "Pride of Pocatello" 🫠

Klint looked so good out the gate, I was hoping my team would interview one of his brothers for our offense... 🫠 #AnyKubiakWillDo #DoesHeKnowKyleShanahan

so what did we decide to call messages on here? Posts is obv but kind lame? I was all for reclaiming 'tweets' from the ashes of the bird app… but now I'm seeing 'skeets'?! 😬

As a proud(-ish) Xennial, I just can't be walking around w/ "skeet skeet skeet" running through my brain like it's 2003…

That call went from 50/50 to 99.9% in about 3 seconds 🤦‍♂️

#ProTip from the early days of the #birdapp... not sure who to follow? Find someone who's content you really like and see who they're following!

Eventually folks will build out lists & #StarterPacks but this method is tried & true.

If you're into the #NFL, check out the folks I'm following!

Been missing Mueller & Sando on Saturdays, so excited to check this out in the feed. You & Derrik have been killing it, though, and who doesn't love a good @billbarnwell.com appearance now and again! Keep up the great work, Robert 👏

So glad we all stayed up for that?!

Will have to give this a shot...

I started this account in beta to share invite keys with fantasy football pals... and now that RL peeps are here and following... my instinct is to immediately go back to my confusing, multi-account 🐂💩

#whyamilikethis🫣
#hellothere 👋

Haha, I've been here for a little over a year... but, yeah, not really. I wasn't really at the other place either, though... 🫠

Every time Devonta Smith gets hit, it seems like he should break in half 😬

I thought the same thing. Either Dean took a really good angle or we didn't see what Daniels saw past him... 🤷‍♂️

The brilliance/insanity of fantasy football is being a Dallas fan and having a rooting interest in this WAS@PHI... I type this after feeling legitimate disgust watching Smith just spike a catchable ball into the turf #ComeOnMan #TNF

I guess this is what we're doing now? #HereWeGo

well... they used fear of recession as cover for the layoffs... what it seems happened is that interest rates removed cheap capital from the equation, making profitability more important than growth... and I've just bored myself. Companies knew what was up, stock market is a lagging indicator, blah

somehow, two of my playoff opponents started the Raiders D 🤷

Damn....JMcD first coach fired?!? Didn't think the flower had it in him!

I trusted Darren Waller today and, for that, I am sorry.

thoughts and prayers 🥺

Could it be... Sam Darnold SZN?!? 👻🎃😱

I'll be interested to hear what @harrisfootball.com has to say about the Bears tape... I know he's not a Roschon fan but in terms of what Foreman was able to do yesterday, I wonder if it'll just be one of quirky one-offs we get each season... like Ridley in Wk1 which I still can't get off of 🤦‍♂️

My opponent had 6 players on bye with an 8-player bench. Started Bijan & Watson... I have no such bye week issues... yet I needed a Herculean effort from Hurts & AJB to earn a tie. 🤦‍♂️

That Foreman performance cost me pretty much everywhere yesterday 😭

Maher gonna Maher...

BD 2022 - "I can fix Daniel Jones..."

BD 2023 - "I never said he'd stay 'fixed'"

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This... is gonna be one of those days in the NFL, isn't it?

Browns in survivor feels particularly scary ten minutes in...

That really was a long time ago! Did we give up on Josh ever reading Infinite Jest?

It was cloudy here today. What's up with that, @bluesky?!

I could have snuck in a nap instead of setting up this profile. 😏