It is funny that Jerry’s “wait for the Astros to get worse” plan basically worked

Is that good

Whole team needs to be Old Yellered

Nathan it was truly magnificent to behold

Nailed it

Hey, I’m Logan O’Hoppe and I’m the most annoying guy you know

Hey, it’s early in the season for all of us. You’ll get warmed up.

Like the Joker said. “Never do something you’re good at for free.”

I’d like to retract the unkind thoughts I’ve had about Cooper Criswell. At least some of them.

That’s ok. The rest of us will keep picking up the slack.

The math checks out!

Can I please get a #ForksDown in the chat for the first win of 2026

Bang bang hot dog gang

🫡

Bad enough there should be a federal investigation. Well. Not from this government. But y’know. Eventually.

HE CAN! HE CAN! HE CAN!

Cole Young has a special skill it’s hit ball far. Don’t ask what else he can do it’s NOT IMPORTANT

If only something could have been done. Or could still be done. But alas

The Mariners need a bullpen that is good enough to win in spite of Dan Wilson, consistently. If he’s not gonna go to one of the big three when he should. They’ve gotta hold it down. I am not sure Bean Boy and Cooper Crisco are the guys to make that happen.

I’ve had enough of the Seattle Mariners

#ForksDown.

When it’s mid-June and they’re 7 games under and the sirens are calling to you, I’ll be here. To push you overboard.

I’m gonna finish all three variations at once

How to Watch Mariners Baseball ⚾️ 📺:

- Streaming on MarinersTV
- Through your cable provider
- Through your fingers
- With the curtains drawn
- in a catatonic state, completely surrendered to the inevitability of the death of all things

Hmm I don’t do any of those

Should I start cross-posting content from the other site? Huh? Would you sick little freaks like that? Would you??

Testing

Where!!