“Peace is what the powerful ask for when they don’t want to be interrupted” is cold AF 😮‍💨

While y’all were sleeping, I FINISHED MY DAMN PILOT!!! Woohoo! 3:33am!

And yes, it needs to be revised, cut down, and jokes need some massaging.

I don’t care, I finished. I put my nose to the grindstone & I finished! I think it’s the best version of this story I’ve ever written.

Goodnite!

Ok but where the hell is B613? Jake, Huck, Quinn, posse up. America’s in danger, y’all.

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

Also, what is the status on making our posts/skeets, whatever we’re calling them, private? This needed to happen yesterday.

White House Makes Cruel Valentine's Day Joke On Social Media The anti-immigrant take on "roses are red / violets are blue" drew swift rebukes.

This. Cannot. Be. Effing. Real.

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What freaking timeline are we in?!

Take that baby home. As matter of fact, where is his mama? Why are you letting your child be a pint-sized accessory to fascism?

When he hits the the key change in Nigerian Prince Scam, I have an involuntary shoulder bop that needs a tambourine and medical attention.

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I have sang this entirely too many times this evening. Help me.

This needs a bridge, a chorus, and a gospel choir.

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Alright now! Hey fam! 😂👋🏾

Thank you. Really means a lot, you have no idea 🥹

Keep us posted on the info gathering! I’m invested and these ain’t even my cousins 😂

I’m a newbie writer, yes! Just one credit but there will be more. I’m determined to have my own show

You need to write this story down, get all the different POVs from everyone involved. It’s either a great movie or great limited series!

Aww, Marsai is great! I love her deadpan humor.

Can we start casting the cousins and siblings? We need another all-star Black comedy movie!

Start writing the treatment now and put me on the list too! If Reesa Teesa can do it, girl we all can!

Well this sounds like a movie in the making 👀

1 Year Anniversary of T’Montez Hurt’s Disappearance

#KansasCity, #MO: Today marks 1 year since Missouri Western State University student, 20y/o T’Montez Hurt went missing. He was last seen at the Kansas City Greyhound station located at 1101 Troost Avenue on Feb 1, 2024.

#FindingFriday: #NorthHollywood, #CA: 60y/o #JacquelineWilliams was last seen on Sep 22, 2024 in the area of 6100 Vineland Ave, wearing a white metallic shirt, a dark-colored jacket, dark jeans & red Michael Kors house shoes. She has a clinical diagnosis & is without medication.

Just my opinion but I would not get in a Tesla or near one, in a Boeing airplane, or fly anywhere until safety regulations and inspections along with crash reports and new FAA regulations are enforced. Riding a polar bear is safer. Just my thoughts. 💭

Hunkered down for five hours and wrote my ass off. Felt great until I remembered our government is crumbling and there are sour patch kids running the department of treasury. But hey, at least I got those pages in 🫠

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Me every time I leave my desk and come back to a new level of hell on the news. Should I even eat lunch or will the world just cease to exist by the time I finish my salad?*

*Ok, it’s wings. I’m having wings for lunch.

I know it’s a long shot but…

California go ahead and start that secession application, baby. Press hard so the ink goes through all the carbon copies, mmkay? Girl, get yo bags and leave this union.

The SAVE Act Would Disenfranchise Millions of Citizens The SAVE Act would require all Americans to prove their citizenship with documentation unavailable to millions and upend the way every American citizen registers to vote.

I hope you’re paying attention

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Now THIS is type of petty I’m talking about 😌

They look like effing Sour Patch Kids. They just look like they smell like cookies and dirt after recess.

Oh no! Noooooo!

I have been waiting for a Mustard Heinz collab. Wai-ting! It was just too obvious!

Shakira. Damn, I just put down my Pocky’s 🥺😤 #Grammys

Wait. Taylor had a little shimmy to Not Like Us?! Okaaaaay!

So you mean to tell me the US government is being taken over by…checks notes…Gargamel and a bunch of sour patch kids?