"You hate it when I kill good people. You hate it when I kill bad people.

People are so hard to please."

"We are not oppressors. We are liberators!"

"Dated? This is the standard of my armada!"

"Am I meant to understand this point of reference?"

Good luck, weirdly dressed man!

Such a shortsighted mind...

THEN I'LL FIRE AGAIN!!

AND SO I SHALL DESTROY YOUR HOME!!

Such a limited mindset.

The correct question is WHY NOT?

"How about these?"

Panels that appeared as bricks and parts of various nearby building walls slid down to reveal hidden turrets and began shooting rapid fire bullets at Spider-Man.

"I'll destroy you too!!"

Yes!!

Nobody's ever thought of this before!

He just needs to make a bigger laser to destroy the moon.

Simple.

Time to destroy the moon.

He's a man in a mask, and they just met.

Now it's time to get to work for round two.

Hops onto a maglev speeder of his own making and zooms off.

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEE!!"

The gun melts as lasers makes contact and he lets go.

"MY WEAPON!!"

Fires lasers at Reader.

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Back to business at hand!

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He left three monstrous dictators tied to poles while waiting for high tide.

He will not be besmirched again as their lesser.

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Just kidding!!

Today, Cobra wishes world peace across the world…

“Mercy must be earned.

Explain why you are deserving of it.”

“I am flattered by such attention…”

“…You are not one of my spies.

Why are you here??”