There are so many good reasons to sign your kids up for youth sports. Getting to miss the latest Spurs catastrophe because of a flag football game is just one of those reasons.

Nuts to this

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Spurs with an injury depleted squad and an underwhelming transfer window.

All it took was a scathing (and hysterical) David Squires cartoon to wake everybody up. What an odd club. #COYS

COYS, my friends

Spurs lost, Birds lost, but my kid’s team won 7-0, and she scored a hat trick and an assist, so there is some good in this world…

Shake ‘n’ Bake thank the infant Christ for the Birds outstanding D

Oh my! Van De Ven!!

COYS!
COYS!
COYS!

Norman Rockwell guy standing up.

There are way too many na-na-na-naa’s in Hey Jude.

Ah, never mind, just saw Ali Gold’s post saying he’s got a dead leg.

Is he confirmed injured, or just not in the squad?

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“Pending final details”

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Waking up to a bomba is nice. Finally, all of my hard work has paid off.
#COYS

Ageless

Siri, post the Buster Scruggs First Time.gif and pour me a drink.
#COYS

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Richy!! #COYS

Yeah, Dude. They’re just gluten free. The Japanese invented hotdog nightmare creatures

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Current mood #COYS

HOLY FORKING SHIRT!!! THEY DID IT!!

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LETS GO!!

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Please, sir. May I have some COYS?

Just found out my wife’s never heard of Zamfir (Master of the Pan Flute) and my mind’s blown. #TLOU

brb, heading to the store for some minced cigarettes

This place is so much better when we win. COYS!

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
#COYS

WTF
(Who Tranquilized Forster?)

Preemptive Sessegnon specials for the whole squad. Everybody gets their hammies surgically rebuilt, and next season the league title is ours.

COME ON YOU SPURS