Just need a $200 Best Buy gift card 🥹

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Then book me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Croatia was a dream! I need to go back soon!

Byyyyeeeee!! I’ll be back taking bookings on the 16th 😘

I’ll be out of the country April 7th til the 15th! Last weekend to book me until mid April!!

It’s officially hard nipples in the MTA air conditioning weather

Returning an expensive dress cause I found a better dress for $16 #ForeverFrugal 💅🏻

Feeling like I’m on Love is Blind iykyk

When filling out my booking form please double check that you put down your correct e-mail. I’ve had two different bounce backs this week

Come fuck with this art

God bless Tiger Balm. A true miracle worker 🫡

Truly a mature provider cause I throw out my back and will be taking the rest of the week off

Schedule will be back open on Monday. Until then I will be with my theragun and heating pad 😘

Convinced I would be a great housewife (if you like being high)

I love when I explain my current astrology to my therapist and she replied “woah!” 

Life is hectic but you deserve moments of joy and connection

*Coke Bottle Emoji* 🍾

I know I talk too much cause a dental cleaning is goddamn torture

Waiting for the snow

After many happy years together my TV has officially passed away. R.I.P. 😩

Just came to attention that my booking form hasn’t been working. It’s all fixed now!! Reach out again if you didn’t hear back from me! 😘

Wearing shape wear as underwear so today is laundry day

Slow Cooker Bread Try using your slow cooker to make this no-knead bread that is easy to make and relatively quick as it requires only one rise; the second rise happens in the slow cooker.

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*dutch oven

Don’t post while high 😂

Just realized I put crock pot LOL! I don’t even own a crock pot 🤦🏼‍♀️

Haha! Yeah it’s Dutch oven bread. So easy and good!

I’m in Tarrytown Saturday morning/early afternoon. Let’s hang!

Book the carefree companionship you deserve

I’m going on a date to this live music tonight and I’m so excited! There’s nothing better than sipping a drink, cuddled up, listening to good music

Parasocial relationships are fun but nothing beats the real thing 😉

Been a little MIA on here but I’m still taking bookings. Just been busy using my new crockpot to death. I made bread! (And stew. And a pot roast)