i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

if sending emails wasn't hard i wouldn't encounter so many people who are unbelievably awful at it

I don't understand ppl who sell their things. I will pay YOU to take my unwanted items. We're participating in our town wide garage sale next weekend and will be putting up a "free" sign for all our items. I'm not bringing them back inside my house if they don't sell!! I need them gone.

I tell people this all the time, esp when someone is talking about my clothes being "hand sewn" it's really easy to be like, all clothes are. All blankets are. Every seam in everything made is hand guided through a sewing machine

Pls, this is the cutest guy who has ever existed😭

this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg

it could happen any day now

Ides of March bitches who up bewaring

Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency

Everytime I hear about these people I always wonder how many of them have undiagnosed OCD. I'd wager a not insignificant number. These beliefs are so close to my own weird OCD thoughts. Like oh, if I just make myself think this one thing, it will somehow magically affect the whole world.

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

Fighting back my deeply suppressed Canadian patriotism like I'm transforming into the goddamn Wolfman

Photo of snow under an evergreen tree with a partial evergreen branch to the upper right. The snow is well-trodden with animal paths, and full of bunny poop.

Clearly there are many, many rabbits in my yard. They have soo many extremely well-trodden paths criss-crossing my whole yard, and there is just heaps and heaps of bunny poop out there. But I never actually see any rabbits. Just their tracks and poop. Where are they??

I just don't understand why more people don't choose to put their kids in French immersion. Like if you have the choice for your child to learn a second language, why would you not jump on that opportunity?? I will be forever bitter that my parents chose to put me in English and not immersion.

manitoba’s groundhog for groundhog day looking for a shadow.

manitoba’s groundhog celebrating no shadow. yes, he is a puppet.

Manitoba Merv predicts an early spring hell yeah good for you Manitoba Merv

if I just refresh the timeline enough maybe someone will do something to stop all of this

Dry January but it’s just my skin

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

baptism by fire sounds really dangerous for the baby

always a housewife, never a house

two raccoons near a Christmas tree outside at night, one is standing on his hind legs, the other towards the middle of the image is on all fours, weather appears to be cool

the same two raccoons from the previous photo near a Christmas tree outside at night, they appear to be getting closer to the camera, weather appears to be cool

Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄

Maybe no one around here is interested in those genres so they just don't carry them (you can get any Amish romance book you want though!!). I just wish I didn't have to buy every book I want to read though😭

I had a list of 17 books I wanted to read and none of them were available in the whole system, not even on loan from other libraries. Every time I look for a book they don't have it all. I don't think horror and SciFi are that obscure??

I want to support my local library, but they have never once had a book that I have wanted. Not even in the wider library system! Whoever gets books for my local library system does not care at all about horror or SciFi.

[rob zombie voice] TEAR through the paper and BITE through the wafer and BREAK off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAAARRRR

hootie and the blowfish and the hotdog flavored water

Canada Post is why we have decent maternity leave in Canada. Never forget that. Solidarity forever.

#TaxTheRich

Fuckin' yikes!! But honestly not surprising, I have heard lots of not great things about Altona YFC and the people associated with it.