Thank gawd for drafts on here bc I like to use bsky as my personal journal sometimes, and I have some very concerning and questionable stuff hidden in there lmfaoooo

Thankfully I was able to get a new (to me) phone today, so one less thing to stress about. But now I have the tedious task of logging into every single app again and deleting all the alert emails

Put my laundry in the washer, detergent and all, just to find out the tap to pay isn't working. And I can't use the app on my phone since that hoe isn't working properly. I s2g someone wants me dead

I think I fractured the ball of my foot, actually. Likely will not get it diagnosed but we'll see

Velveeta mac and cheese with cut up lil smokies reminds me of school lunch, which is making today's crash out a little less damaging

I think I broke my foot, and on top of that my phone isn't working properly. I'm going to go bury myself in the woods and forget about existing because fuck all of this

JK I think what I really want to do is still bleach is so I can go vibrant purple or blue, and shave a portion by my ear. I need something drastic god damn it

My hair is currently black but I'm almost willing to fry it blonde so I can have fire engine red hair

It kills me how actually decent and incredibly talented people who contribute so much to society and their communities struggle to find work, while the worst people to ever breathe who demonstrate incompetence several times daily, remain gainfully employed. some at the highest levels of government

I think maybe I should fistfight my mother

I really like the way my eyebrows have been turning out lately, so at least I've got that going for me

*basically

I've been shaking out of anger for thirty minutes my typing is abysmal

What the fuck is this timeline

Not my mother sending me a whole email to bacually blame me for being her child lmfaooooooooooo

A rough night between Artie and I tonight 😞 Feeling like a shit parent while also having to navigate my kiddos big feelings about the current world is not what I expected for the evening

One of my biggest regrets in life was getting rid of my knee high Converse

I miss VH1 and MTV so much. I would switch between the two while getting ready for school, and it was truly my favorite part of the morning 💜💜💜💜

Brother Bear makes me cry every time 😭😭😭😭😭 poor baby Koda

KC might have baseball sized hail today...I really wish my apartment had covered parking 😭😭😭

I love reading novels. I’m always amazed by folks who don’t read fiction. There is nothing better, to me, than being in the middle of a book that you can’t wait to return to. It’s like living two lives at once.

JKJKJK I wish I was in the Rockies right now!!!!!!!! I wish I was in the mountains, floating in streams 😭😭

I remember when my mother would threaten to call the super nanny to our house, and it was bc we didn't empty the dishwasher or clean up fast enough 🫠

I wish I was in Chicago rn

Feeling called out. #gamerthings

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

I'm such a toddler when it comes to food sometimes lmfao gimmie a bowl of spaghettio's with meatballs and I'm content. Even better if the noodles are shaped like characters lolololllllll

My credit line just went up so that's about the only bonus to today

God bless DND and the block button

I can't get away from the fucking madness!!!!!!! If it's not the world it's my home if it's not the home it's work if it's not work it's family shit UGHHH I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE

Geninely my mother could pass away tomorrow and I wouldn't shed a single tear out of sadness. Anger, most likely. But I will not mourn the wicked