If that buttery riding beauty ever goes missing and in its place you find a lunch bag stuffed with cash, it was me.

Accidentally took my morning and evening meds at once this morning. This is gonna be interesting. Already dizzy so I’ll be in bed if you need me

“OH MY GAWD THIS WAS NOT ON THE TEST REVIEW!!!”

Black and white image of middle aged hairy bear type man

#monochromemonday Photo by @3dbill.bsky.social Date circa 2005 (ish?)

I used to (be able to) take long walks to clear my head. #fuckcancer

Today I learned that MiraLax works horrifically quickly merely by lifting the bottle off of the shelf in the drugstore.

He says HE’s lucky. I’m the lucky one to have so many amazing people in my life

Third day of fighting a roller-coastering fever. Ugh

Potato Starch!!!

Fever. Yay

There’s a pun in there somewhere

Again, for those pressed for time. 3500° for only 45 minutes also yields splendid results. Cool gently for three days in oven.

There’s got to be a word for recognizing a close friend via a faceless butthole reskeet

If you’re wondering how exciting my life is I slept through this #fomo

Why did it take death to finally help me understand love, gratitude, forgiveness and all the beauty around me? It’s a tough price, but I’m still here, and willing to enjoy it while I can

Sending a little calm your way

Winnie the Pooh wears a shirt so that his neighbors won't notice he's not wearing pants in his house or fenced-in back yard. Unless they're looking really close to see more clearly. The animals who visit him regularly knew he wasn't hurting anyone; maybe even enjoyed the view.

Older man with white beard that misbehaves and curls even after a trim.

Even after a trim it does whatever the hell it wants. Kinda digging the curl though. #donebydaddys

We’ve been treated like garbage by MAGA followers. Some reexamined their thinking and renounced that ideology. Yet those still-dysfunctional minds are now vilifying us because they can’t wrap their heads around why we just don’t let it go, forgive and forget. Ok, sorry for that stain on your soul.

Confused old bearded man trying to take a sexy selfie in shower and failing miserably at just about everything it takes to make a good photo

This shower selfie thing is harder than I thought. #composition #whatdoesthisbuttondo #gpoy

My host has Meyer lemon trees in his yard. Lemonade is in progress. My secret to transforming it into a lemon bomb is zesting the lemons. Let the peels steep in some hot water and sugar for about 20 min. Mix all together with the juice/ice/water. Splenda works too. Palm Springs in a glass 🍋 🧊 🌞

For the first time in my entire life, I think I finally have an understanding of what it feels like to be loved

What ever I do, I will keep traveling. I want to leave behind the news line that reads, “Man passes in the can at the AmEx Centurion lounge”

I regret that I missed the allegory of just leaving ice in 115° sun to just melt and die in my previous post.

Contributing nothing but lemonade for @versursus.bsky.social thirst while I installed myself in his pool on a 115° desert day. I was being my usual geek self wondering how long a few ice cubes would last on the yeowee hot deck

I rather enjoyed those 115° days. Granted I lived in the pool and contributed nothing. 😇💅🏻

Thinking of y’all and sending a little strength and love

You know when I call you a whore it’s outta pure jealousy right?

Grimacing though a lovely evening of screaming cramps from my right hand to my shoulder. But, as everyone says, “Yeah but you look great!!”