heartbreaking: local deer girl has gained survival instinct

lent over and the only thing i really missed about this place was baseball posting, so i'm just gunna stay off of here

lent time, see ya after easter

born to be arm candy, forced to get a jd 😔

reading matt 6:34 out loud over and over until i can accept it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

unfortunately not how it works

dont care, didn't ask

real "i would vote for a fascist if they put on a blue tie for a week" vibes

lowkirkenuinely what is wrong with the democratic party?

i don't think he's just doing ketamine anymore

Florida bar, so good luck :)

change your mindset:
"love bombing"
becomes
"creating reliance interests to strengthen stare decisis"

I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

i put on a great fit for school and one of my classes got cancelled?? fuck my chungus lesbian life

i feel like a hear it a lot in an ironic way, like the seahawks win the super bowl and it's all "woke is back"

tpusa halftime kicked off twitter, green day said fuck america on air, bad bunny is put on one of the best halftime shows of all time, seahawks are up 9-0

we are watching woke win

STOOOOOOP

imagining a guy who's a woke scold but still does coke

lezzing out (enjoying an italian dish of layered pasta, cheese and meat)

jd jd vancey, mommy want a percie

(doubtful though, if they're JAGs it's likely that they went through law school and immediately entered military law)

no record of practicing in *federal* court, they could hypothetically have state court experience which is not reflected on PACER

lawyers are just philosophers that have a drinking problem

lawyers are just philosophers that have felt the touch of a woman, prove me wrong

what if they learned to "embrace the ten thousand [ways to answer the prompt] and roll them into one [A+]" instead

no I haven't! you think a blank pdf will work (I would add an extra sheet explaining why it is a valid response to the prompt)

tearing my hair out trying to figure out what wandering means

i'm going to make him be a priest that does leap over the wine casks

going to resurrect zhuangzi so he can tell me what song rongzi lacks